Three wolf moon-shirt

[RandomGuy]

Couldn't find a thread about this before.



If the reviews on Amazon are any indication, it is a cool shirt.

http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-T...2947197&sr=8-1


(hint: read them, they are funny. the video review, well you just have to see it)

Let's just say I'm 40, overweight, balding, live at my parents house, never had a girlfriend before...until I bought this t-shirt. The three wolves t-shirt has me going to all the hottest clubs in South Beach and Vegas, with the hottest models and video vixens. All due to my t-shirt! Thank you Mountain three wolves t-shirt...you've changed my social status...as well as my economic status. I'm now part of the 1%!!!!
Who needs a binder full of women when you have this mountain three wolves t-shirt.

[jeebus]

I've seen this shirt worn once; it was on a hugely obese white girl who was about 19. The fact that she wore the XXXL shirt didn't hide her horrendously bad skin or complete lack of personality. Other than that, yes, amusing reviews.

[cantthinkofanything]

skip down to the "Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed" (not the "Bought" section but farther down and scroll through a couple times. Some funny stuff.

http://www.amazon.com/Cloverdale-Fre...ef=pd_sbs_a_17

[benefactor]

Some of those reviews are greatness.

May have side effects

The effect that this t-shirt has on women is pretty impressive. Unfortunately its natural healing powers reversed my vasectomy and I impregnated nine women in two weeks before I realized. They all had twin boys. Now I have 18 sons and spend most of my money on child support and condoms.

[boutons_deux]

Dog the Bounty Hunter outfit

http://www.amazon.com/California-Cos...ef=pd_sbs_a_12

and lots of Joe Dirt/Deep South/red state mullet wigs. great stuff!

[CosmicCowboy]

If you really want to trip out completely, pair your TWM shirt with some Zubaz Pants while drinking Tuscan whole milk!

http://www.amazon.com/Zubaz-Pants/pr...ews/B000WVXM0W

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...cm_cr_asin_lnk

[Latarian Milton]

you can print anything on your t-shirt, actually anything tbh. 3 wolf moon looks cool but it would look awkward as if worn by a imho

[cantthinkofanything]

yep...gotta put some thought into it. What do I want the world to know? How do I want to be perceived today?

[Trill Clinton]

real talk i think i can pull that shirt off with a dope jean vest. where do they sell those wolf shirts at?

[cantthinkofanything]

real talk i think i can pull that shirt off with a dope jean vest. where do they sell those wolf shirts at?

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