11. Headlines-"Reggie Evans ,1st player to be, fined for flopping. Spurs fans "Ginobili robbed of honor".

Story-Reggie Evans, tough guy with "Tom Hanks, Castaway Beard" 1st player to be fined under new league policy. Maligned policy actually kind of working. Mr. Stern "E-x-c-e-l-l-e-n-t!" (Sinister laughing while petting Adam Silvers hair).


12. Headlines-"Kings may move to V.A Beach. Wiz. owner "Wait..Can they actually do that? (Expletive!),"

Story-Kings may be moving to V.A Beach. Wizards needed 11 games to win 1st game. Ted Leonsis pe ioning NBA for 71 game season, because preoccupied with NHL lockout.

13. Headlines- "Varejao apparently wants out of Cleveland. Actually showing effort, Cav’s taking calls."

Story-Varejao is averaging nearly 15 rpg and at least 10 pts and 16 rebounds in 7 straight games.
Reporter-"How do you believe the team responded to this losing streak tonight"
Coach Scott-"Well Anderson Varejao played fantastic, I wasn't aware that we had a played like a team"

14. Headlines-"Grizzlies maul, rest of league, Crosses into San Antonio. Head put on wall."

Story-Grizzlies are 2nd in NBA in defensive efficiency and 3rd in scoring efficiency. 3rd in the west, Four starters averaging 15pts or more.

15. Headlines- Nash (39), breaks leg, D'Antoni ,hired. Nash "He asked if i could play on crutches"

Story-Lakers are 8-8 without Nash and have had 3 coaches in 6 weeks.D'Antoni hired to bring back "Showtime Lakers". L.A reeling after recent losses to Kings, Pacers, Magic & Rockets.

16. Headlines-"Joey Crawford; viral video, & subject of divisive pic. Best refs are the unknown ones."

Story- Joey Crawford, Stern's pit bull, went viral after exaggerated block call. Tim Duncan & Tony Parker in photo with Crawford impersonator, with gun to head.

17. Headline -"Andrew Bynum out indefinitely after boiling, No punch line needed."
Story-Has not played for 76er’s this season. May return in January.

18. Headline-"Breaking Dawn Part II sets records in theaters, Spurs Tiago Splitter “No Comment”

Story-See headline, or compare photos of Spurs Tiago Splitter and Robert Pattinson

19. Headline-GWS fans “Andrew Bogut, You give Disability insurance a bad name”

Story-Oft injured star big man out indefinitely after micro fracture ankle surgery. Golden State currently in playoff picture.

20. Headline- "Bobcats Coach “Should we get started on an extension”, team playing actual…basketball?"

Story-Bobcats match win total, 7, in just 18 games this season. The team finished with a 7-55 record in lockout shortened season.