Father gets his 16 y/o son a pros ute to lose his virginity in Nicaragua

[Pedobear1]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...v=MvL3sYet9e8#!

lol'd @ "you scored one of premium quality"

[Pedobear1]

[bus driver]

$100? thank god she didnt charge per her weight. it would have been like $400 more.

[jeebus]

wow. I'd rather stay a virgin

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Headline should read "Father Convinces 16 Year Old Son to Consider the Priesthood".

[Pedobear1]

I love how the pros ute's father is her pimp...

[Drachen]

I have a buddy and his dad used to design oil rigs for a living. Made a lot of money doing so and bought out a broke prince in Thailand demolished the "castle" and moved in. For his little brother's 16th birthday, they flew out to Thailand to visit their dad and his dad bought him a pros ute to lose his virginity. Apparently the business went on upstairs from a bar so my buddy and his dad waited downstairs and had a few brews. When his little brother came downstairs, they asked him how it was and he said "like a pringles can". LOL

[jeebus]

I have a buddy and his dad used to design oil rigs for a living. Made a lot of money doing so and bought out a broke prince in Thailand demolished the "castle" and moved in. For his little brother's 16th birthday, they flew out to Thailand to visit their dad and his dad bought him a pros ute to lose his virginity. Apparently the business went on upstairs from a bar so my buddy and his dad waited downstairs and had a few brews. When his little brother came downstairs, they asked him how it was and he said "like a pringles can". LOL

I have a similar story. Back when I was in the military and in Japan, there was this butt ugly kid from another flight who was still a virgin. No big deal right? well some of the guys from his shop took him down town to some nasty Colombian hooker to lose his virginity to help him out; when he came out, he was crying and said it was the worst experience ever. The was so loose that she had to hold her flaps tgether to help with the friction.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Did this strike anyone else as something Avante and Mason probably did a few years ago?

[DD]

It's the thought that counts.

[baseline bum]

$100? thank god she didnt charge per her weight. it would have been like $400 more.

$100 Nicaraguan is like $4 in US currency.

[cantthinkofanything]

NM. It's almost Christmas.

[GoodOdor]

Did this strike anyone else as something Avante and Mason probably did a few years ago?

Mason being the hooker Avante rented out to some 16 year old kid to lose his virginity?

[DMC]

Did this strike anyone else as something Avante and Mason probably did a few years ago?

Yeah but without outside help.

[silverblk mystix]

This is similar to Chumpie and his dad...

Chumpie's dad tried and tried for years and years but Chumpie was unsure.

Finally, one day when Chumpie was 27...he tells his dad...ok dad...I am ready to lose my virginity. I am ready for that pros ute you have been trying to pair me up with, but I have one question?

What? Asks the dad.

Chumpie asks: "Dad, do I have to suck his ?"


True story.

[Reck]

"Mastusbating is bad for you because it makes you crazy."



This whole clip is made of funny.

[silverblk mystix]

"Mastusbating is bad for you because it makes you crazy."



This whole clip is made of funny.

Another true story ;

Blake's dad walks in on Blake and catches him jerking off.
Blake's dad says, "Son-stop jerking off-that will make you go blind!!!"

Blake says, " Dad - I'm over here!!!!"

True story.

[ChumpDumper]

This is similar to Chumpie and his dad...

Chumpie's dad tried and tried for years and years but Chumpie was unsure.

Finally, one day when Chumpie was 27...he tells his dad...ok dad...I am ready to lose my virginity. I am ready for that pros ute you have been trying to pair me up with, but I have one question?

What? Asks the dad.

Chumpie asks: "Dad, do I have to suck his ?"


True story.

lol love thread

[silverblk mystix]

lol love thread

Your in the wrong place as usual, per par.

[ChumpDumper]

Your in the wrong place as usual, per par.

Start a grammar thread next.

[TheRealCB]

Damn I'd rather stay a virgin.Seriously,how can ing this ugly better than masturbating?

[AussieFanKurt]

this happens all the time, i know of someone who took their sons to thailand to do the same thing

[AussieFanKurt]

Damn I'd rather stay a virgin.Seriously,how can ing this ugly better than masturbating?

[Reck]

this happens all the time, i know of someone who took their sons to thailand to do the same thing

Well at least in Thailand you dont run the risk of ing a whale. But you do run the risk of ing a shemale though.

[AussieFanKurt]

Well at least in Thailand you dont run the risk of ing a whale. But you do run the risk of ing a shemale though.

true but I think they ed women... I think?