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I'll bet the partying that Friday night will top anything for the turn of the millennium.
9 days the is supposed to go down.
I'll bet the partying that Friday night will top anything for the turn of the millennium.
If it happens I'll be really pissed I spent the last week doing nothing but study for finals and post on this site when I needed a break from studying for finals.
My plan is to track down Yoni at his old Y2K bunker and see if he'll let me in. You know he's got that place stocked with at least 4 years of provisions to wait out Obama's second term.
kool-aid
comet rides
Mayan calendar
fiscal cliff
End Times OT-thumpers
doomsday preppers.
a bunch assholes chasing paranoid fantasies, rather than facing up to their own assholiness.
Maybe it will be the rapture, and all the "holier than thou" lib s will disappear.
Most ironic post of 2012
Here's a book dedicated to your right-wingers, tea baggers, Koch-suckers, Repugs, libertarians, and esp the ever eloquent, devastating TBthe boutons stalker:
http://truth-out.org/opinion/item/13...nd-of-the-free
My graduation/birthday party is on the 22nd, so if this happens, oh well.
I wish it would happen this week. I could ing use the time off.
pot, meet kettle
boutons ain't a paranoid asshole, he's the King of Right Wing slapping
pot, meet kettle
TB, I just want you to know that as retribution for all those wisecracks about my Ford LTD, you're getting a membership to the boutons book of the month club from me for Christmas.
Here's a book dedicated to your right-wingers, tea baggers, Koch-suckers, Repugs, libertarians, and esp the ever eloquent, devastating TB
http://truth-out.org/opinion/item/13...nd-of-the-free
He also talks about himself in 3rd person, which is pretty much what paranoid assholes do. Plus he's delusional.
Don't look in your driveway Christmas morning.TB, I just want you to know that as retribution for all those wisecracks about my Ford LTD, you're getting a membership to the boutons book of the month club from me for Christmas.
Just sayin...
Doooooooole does not approve of this message.He also talks about himself in 3rd person, which is pretty much what paranoid assholes do. Plus he's delusional.
http://www.safeshare.tv/v/fJuNgBkloFEHere's a book dedicated to your right-wingers, tea baggers, Koch-suckers, Repugs, libertarians, and esp the ever eloquent, devastating TB
http://truth-out.org/opinion/item/13...nd-of-the-free
we're gonna be lucky to witness the end of the world if it truly happens tbh
Most Americans will be sleeping during the maybe apocalypse because the "event" will happen at 5:11am in the central time zone on December 21st according to a doomsday website.
I personally don't want armageddon to happen right now because if the world is going to end, I want to experience it somewhere nice like on a mountain or by the ocean. The landscape of North Texas is pretty in' boring and lame if you ask me.
well, I'll be in Texas... I'm sure finding ammo won't be a problem...
Soooooo what's supposed to happen at 5:11 am?
Another Boom Year
It appears that a lot of people believe the world will come to an end next Friday, possibly during a zombie apocalypse.
Now that I have your attention, let's proceed with a discussion of how various accounting principles are influencing Congressional negotiations over the "fiscal cliff."
Just kidding! We are going to talk about the end of the world and the zombie apocalypse. Honestly, this is a big deal. The Web, which always knows what is really important, is full of it. Panic buying has popped up in Russia. At an an errorism summit meeting in San Diego this year, law enforcement officials got to see a demonstration on what to do in the event that Southern California is taken over by zombies.
Also, there have been quite a few recent developments that might well be interpreted as a sign of the end of days:
• The 5,125-year-long Mayan calendar stops on Dec. 21.
• Scientists report the discovery of an elephant that speaks Korean.
• Rick Perry says he might be considering another run for president.
All right, the elephant has a very limited vocabulary. But ever since the world failed to come to an end in 2000, apocalypse aficionados have been looking at December 2012 because of the Mayan calendar thing. I believe the zombies were added on simply because, right now, zombies are really popular. There's a high-rated zombie TV series, "The Walking Dead," a whole bunch of best-selling zombie graphic novels, and an upcoming Brad Pitt movie, "World War Z."
The movie isn't being released until June, which suggests that Brad Pitt doesn't have much faith in the Mayans.
What is it about zombies that everybody likes so much? As villains, they aren't particularly well-rounded. They don't plan, so the plot options are pretty limited. You can't develop a forbidden relationship with one. You don't see a handsome male zombie fall in love with a teenage human and then announce that sex is out of the question because of the threat of neck-biting and, therefore, all he wants to do is cuddle and talk about feelings.
That actually may be the key. Zombies never want to talk about feelings. I'll bet nine-tenths of the world's zombie fans are guys.
These days, if you want to sell something, you add zombies. If you've got a supply of pup tents you can't get rid of, re-label them "zombie survival shelters" and they'll fly out the door. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has been trying to get people interested in emergency readiness by repositioning the advice as "Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse." Organizers of that counterterrorism summit meeting in San Diego said they featured a section on zombie fighting to brighten up an otherwise pretty grim five days of meetings on homeland security.
Zombies. Always the life of the party.
People do love a good apocalypse. The National Geographic Channel feels it's got a big hit in "Doomsday Preppers," which is sort of a "Project Runway" for people with fallout shelters.
Every week, "Doomsday Preppers" visits folks who are getting ready for a cataclysm - terrorists, earthquakes, the collapse of the Greenland ice sheet, nuclear war. The program is sponsored by a brand of "gourmet emergency food" and it features a team of experts who grade this week's survivalists on their preparations. "Your score is 63 out of 100; you have 10 months' initial survival time," they told a guy who was making weapons and growing algae to feed his five children in case of a collapse of the world financial system.
Scientists at NASA have taken the whole end-of-the-world thing seriously enough to post answers to a list of Frequently Asked Questions, beginning with the biggie. ("The world will not end in 2012.") The Mayan calendar, NASA says, just ends like the one on your desk. Also, as long as they have your attention, they want you to know that there is no planet named Nibiru hurtling to Earth and that "a reversal in the rotation of Earth is impossible." Just in case you were worrying. Toward the end of its Q-and-A, NASA takes up the issue of whether Earth will be hit by a meteor in 2012, assuring readers: "We have already determined that there are no threatening asteroids as large as the one that killed the dinosaurs."
My bar for comfort on the threatening-asteroid issue is way higher than the dinosaur extinction level. NASA is sounding a little like Prime Minister Dmitri Medvedev of Russia, who told his nation that he didn't believe in the whole end-of-the-world scare, then added: "At least, not this year."
Scientists, if the topic is potential cosmic calamities, think about your bedside manner. When discussing life-extinguishing meteors or planet-eating black holes, never say "highly unlikely." Remember, you are talking to a nation of people who kept buying Powerball tickets even after the odds passed 1 in 175 million.
http://mobile.nytimes.com/article?a=...&sub=Columnist
The winter solstice. The days start getting longer again, but this day is the end of the Mayan calender.
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