Kerry is screwed!

[Yonivore]

Okay, he was already screwed but, now, he's really screwed. They've discovered Joe Bangert.

[Yonivore]

And, just who is Steve Pitkin?

[Tommy Duncan]

Well now they have Demo waterboy Dan Rather trying to open up a new front on the Bush National Guard non-story for Kerry. Ben Barnes, lobbyist extraordinare, recalls that he helped Bush get into the National Guard when he was Lt Gov. Small problem: Barnes became Lt Gov in 1969. Bush joined the Nat'l Guard in 1968.

But I know, Rather is a respected "journalist" whose objectivity could never be questioned. However that Fox News is "biased", no doubt.

[Hook Dem]

Dan Rather being from Galveston, has stood out in one too many hurricanes. The wind blew through his ears and removed what little brains he had left. He wouldn't have made a good pimple on Walter Kronkite's ass!