NYC DJs trolled Kris Humphries with Kanye West songs
Kris Humphries really hit it off with former step-brother-in-law Brody Jenner (Desiree Navarro/ Getty).
Brooklyn Nets power forward Kris Humphries is famous because he once dated and was very briefly married to professional celebrity Kim Kardashian. No matter how much the general public comes to appreciate his rebounding, he will be the target of jokes, because he spent lots of time on several E! reality shows. At least Lamar Odom has a couple championships to balance out the bad publicity. This stuff is going to follow Humphries for years, possibly even beyond his playing career.
If you haven't heard, Miss Kardashian is now dating brash egotist and musical genius Kanye West. So, when Kris Humphries went out to a New York City club on Wednesday night, the DJs trolled him by playing a bunch of Kanye's hits. From the gossip blog of The New York Daily News, a.k.a. a reputable source (via TBJ):
Deejays seem to love torturing the Net forward with the vocal stylings of his ex-wife’s new beau. Humphries’ anguish was apparent Wednesday night at WIP, when he arrived to let off steam after a tough loss to the Knicks, but was left fuming after consecutive West songs blared in his ears.
“He was trying to talk to every girl in there and was getting turned down by every girl he spoke to,” an eyewitness tells Confidenti@l’s Marianne Garvey.
Our source, who watched Humphries foul out until 4 a.m., says deejays Chuck Barrett and Scram Jones played a list of West’s tunes, and by the time they got to “Mercy” and “Clique,” Humph was on fire.
“He took a bottle of Patron that he didn’t pay for, put it in front of his crotch and dumped the entire thing on the floor, because he was wasted and tired of Kanye songs,” says the source. “Not only was he acting like he was peeing the bottle out, he insisted on staying.”
Humphries’ antics follow our report last month that he tried to pick up DJ Kalkutta at SoHo’s Anchor Bar while she was spinning a West tune. “He emailed a couple times, but I never answered,” Kalkutta said.
It is pretty hilarious to think of Humphries as a loser in love, moping around New York City trying to escape the ubiquitous songs of one of the world's most popular artists. Presumably he would hang his head in shame, like Charlie Brown, and go home to eat ice cream and notch triple-doubles with himself in NBA 2K13. (Note: That is not a euphemism.)
But Humphries is famous, rich, and not especially hideous. Something tells me he does fine for himself, even if sometimes he also ends up pouring out bottles of tequila on the floor of NYC's hot clubs.
As in basketball, even the steadiest players have bad nights.
Hmm....must be no news today. Cause the DJ couldn't just be playing Kanye just to play him. Had to be because of Humphries. Wow..somebody wrote this ? That's ing lame.
It astonishes me why people don't hate Lamar, his reality appearances and that ing ad is way worse than Humphries every did
Deserves to be boo'd because of this tbh
there's no way a well known millionaire NBA player was getting "turned down by every girl he spoke to"
its fkn lame if u ask me, ast least he dated the hotter one, unlike odom....why he gets a free pass is beyong me, when he should be the butt of all jokes
Blah long story short he married the hotter one as dude said above, ed her a few times. Would I? NO, I would get a hot girl nobody knew from the media or slide off to a differrent country to get a bad bad girl! I mean one nobody in the states ran through in hollywood ten times or so! To each their own though a unknown NBA guy married KIM the known and so on! He did what he did and is a millionaire, I am sure he will be fine, worse comes to worse he gets another paid as an escort for the night! LIKE he would have to beg broke chickens for the night to come to his place! PLEASE MONEY TALKS.
Humphries was known in Toronto for his pussy prowess, tbh..I'd see him out all the time, leaving with 3-4 girls, no hyperbole..
I highly doubt marrying Kardashian has negatively affected his impact on wheeling
Also, like the poster above said, they were probably playing Kanye songs regardless
he n lamar both smart ranchers tbh. they both see their popularity increased alot as an aftermath of their marriage/relationship with the same fat and guys must have never smelt a woman to really fall in love with her. dudes are two pieces of bread and kim is like a meat slice between them, and you won't ever buy a hamburger w/o the meat tbh. this is another good example why marriage is a ing business rather than anything else
For as much as I love Kanye....he should be the one ashamed...parading around the world with virtually a hooker who gets publicly banged by many s is nothing to be bragging about tbh....it's like me bragging about being married to Jenna Jamison...imagine how many dudes would be laughing while congratulating me
lol sounds exxagerated but still funny
mr west
I found it pretty funny that despite this they're still regularly playing Kanye songs at Brooklyn home games haha
I never can understand all the hate for Kris Humphries and not just saying this as a Nets fan, I can understand the people who actually watch him play basketball hating him, because this year he just really sucks, but of court I don't understand. Everyone who hates him, must also hate Kidd, because I've heard the most stories about those two
wonder if they played kanye's cold/theraflu track
so is there any legit difference between a troll and a talkshow host? you have to make a troll of yourself in order to host a talkshow (allan colmes is a good example), not meaning every troll is gonna be a talkshow host but it hits the solid truth the other way round. every talkshow host must be a troll first imho
Doesn't surprise me...Jay-Z and Kanye are friends.
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