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    Allenhu Joshbar DeadlyDynasty's Avatar
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    I woke up around 1pm, got on backpage.com, and I finally found my keeper in this 5'8 Columbian chick with a body that'll make you believe in God, and the most perfectly sculpted toned legs/thighs I've ever seen (and a gorgeous face, too). I got a 1 hour full-body massage and at the end she got on top of me, stuck her ass in my face, then wrapped her legs around my neck and gently squeezed whilst tugging my . GODDAMN that was hot and I haven't so fast since I was 15. Needless to say, I'll be a repeat customer.

    That erotic asphyx she did is insanely hot...just don't do it yourself like Carradine or Hutchence.

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    俺はまんこが大好きなんだよ baseline bum's Avatar
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    She didn't let you take pics? Should have told her 'no propina' without tbh.

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    Allenhu Joshbar DeadlyDynasty's Avatar
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    She didn't let you take pics? Should have told her 'no propina' without tbh.
    Im hoping for home movies by the 3rd visit

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    Straya AussieFanKurt's Avatar
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    who in the originally posted this

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    Believe.
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    Someone post her number, I would like to schedule an appointment.

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    Whilsts is such a ty butchered word. I feel like punching people that still say that. Thankfully here in NY no one uses those type of words.

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    Allenhu Joshbar DeadlyDynasty's Avatar
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    I feel like punching people who listen to Maroon5 and Hoobastank.

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    Also emo s like yourself.

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    King
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    Also emo s like yourself.
    Emo s like yourself listen to Hbastunk.

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    Emo s like yourself listen to Hbastunk.
    There is no correlation between me listening to a few tunes by them and starting emo threads every few days.

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    Larry is a faggot Edward's Avatar
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    listening to Hoobastank

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    Straya AussieFanKurt's Avatar
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    who is hoobastank... is that the band with that song where the clip is them robbing someone

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    King
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    who is hoobastank... is that the band with that song where the clip is them robbing someone
    Can't you access videos on youtube from Australia?


    Hoobastank is a ty band that appeals to pussy boys like the poster I last quoted.

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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    *deletes hoobastank from 8gig zune*

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    Straya AussieFanKurt's Avatar
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    Can't you access videos on youtube from Australia?


    Hoobastank is a ty band that appeals to pussy boys like the poster I last quoted.
    we can but if I was right I didn't want to subject myself to that

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    Mr Robinsons hood denizen Creepn's Avatar
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    Also emo s like yourself.
    Although, I agree DD makes annoyingly emo and douchbaggy posts, I'm kinda glad he introduced that website. Could make a good gift for someone.

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