Rockets: Mao Zedong bio

[Vladimir Lenin]

[irishock]

I'm a Kuomintang member

[TDMVPDPOY]

falung gong es

[Vladimir Lenin]

[Mao Zedong]

Dude, I only fixed what your followers screwed up.

And you know my opnion of North Korea.

I just put my used condoms there, I don't care what they do with them after that
If the americans mistake them for ICBM's, good for the crazy koreans and more power to my penis.

[Latarian Milton]

and korean es use your used condoms as menstrual cups, so is it safe to say you have even more children and grand children than genghis khan?

[Vladimir Lenin]

So Koreans are many off springs of China,

[Mao Zedong]

The smiles, the bows, the good humour.
Must admit, almost as good as China itself.

Clearly socialism works.
Go to an american market, everyone will be in a bad mood, babies crying, everyone complaining about the prices.

Americans just need to call me, I'll fix their country for them too.



Because I care. Because I'm Mao Zedong.

For humanity! For socialism!