tonto only need 24 pack of bud light fire water and toto have sex with old maid s y.
I'm sorry but in oder for me to have sex with Janet Reno I may need more than one million, and it would have to be in cash,
who would you have sex with only for a Million dollars?
Thank You
tonto only need 24 pack of bud light fire water and toto have sex with old maid s y.
i've NEVER paid more than $100 for sex
Old Maid S y wouldn't have sex with Tonto. Tonto shorter than she is.
Pssssst! I think Dan was talking about with the oppisite sex![]()
STFU you would be all over tattoo's weasle if you could get on fantasy island
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For just 1 million bucks I would have sex with:
Steve Buscemi
I read in a survey some place that 69% of american women were willing to have sex with him. I'd like to see whats up.
Sean Connery
Yes, he is gettign up in years.( ok ok ok he's freakin old as ) BUt GODDAMN that voice drives me up a wall. PLus he could pop a viagra, we could turn of the lights, and I'd pretend it was the Sean Connery from the 1956 Mr. Universe contest.......
(he's # 24 inthe middle in the white speedo.......yum!)
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I would pay twice that is someone would take care of mrs roper for me.
I think Tonto and Smackie Chan have sex with each other regularly.![]()
I would definatly need MORE than 1 Million dollars to have sex with the following:
Rush Limbaugh![]()
sweaty fat assed big mouth
Tucker Carlson
bowtie wearing blowhard - and he got PWNED by Jon Stewart. Tuckers not even a man.
TLONG - um, no explanation needed.
MY BAD. I'd only have sex w/ former Silver Star ctr Margo Dydek if she paid 1 million dollars.
your welcome to join in next time.
I would totally the following people for free:
Bill Clinton
Dude he is sooo HOTT. Plus, he did Monica's tubby ass so I know I've got more than a fair shot.
John Leguizamo
I've got this thing for short, hard bodied hispanic types.
Patrick Stewartuhm, o!! He's freakin Capt. Picard!!! of course I want him. Oh, and I also have a thing for bald guys... they are 2nd right behind short trollish hispanics......
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You would Simba?![]()
That's Mufasa!
Odalys Garcia
That way I'd get to bang a gorgeous chick, AND get a cool million bucks. Winning x 2
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Last edited by IX_Equilibrium; 07-06-2005 at 11:17 AM.
i am bald and do a mean sean connery impression.
i am hispanic and will crouch down to your desired height.
name the time and place. thanks.
for a million bucks? i'd do the ugliest es on the planet. margaret cho. sandra berndhart, and rosie odonnel. same time too.![]()
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I fixed it allright???
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crouching down doesn't cut it babe.
sorry!
you need to be genuianly short.
Short built men have very thick very powerful thighs............![]()
ask mouse about my thick and poweful thighs...why do you think he missed all those gtg's...he couldn't walk for weeks...just lay in the tub and shiver...
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