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    Believe. Dan Rather's Avatar
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    I'm sorry but in oder for me to have sex with Janet Reno I may need more than one million, and it would have to be in cash,

    who would you have sex with only for a Million dollars?

    Thank You

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    trust pale face pop Tonto's Avatar
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    tonto only need 24 pack of bud light fire water and toto have sex with old maid s y.

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    You can't handle The Truth TheTruth's Avatar
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    i've NEVER paid more than $100 for sex

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    needs a margarita
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    tonto only need 24 pack of bud light fire water and toto have sex with old maid s y.
    Old Maid S y wouldn't have sex with Tonto. Tonto shorter than she is.

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    Don't drink the Watah! Smackie Chan's Avatar
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    i've NEVER paid more than $100 for sex

    Pssssst! I think Dan was talking about with the oppisite sex

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    Roll The Dice Hook Dem's Avatar
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    Believe.
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    Old Maid S y wouldn't have sex with Tonto. Tonto shorter than she is.
    STFU you would be all over tattoo's weasle if you could get on fantasy island



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    may the force kick yo ass ObiwanGinobili's Avatar
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    For just 1 million bucks I would have sex with:

    Steve Buscemi
    I read in a survey some place that 69% of american women were willing to have sex with him. I'd like to see whats up.

    Sean Connery
    Yes, he is gettign up in years.( ok ok ok he's freakin old as ) BUt GODDAMN that voice drives me up a wall. PLus he could pop a viagra, we could turn of the lights, and I'd pretend it was the Sean Connery from the 1956 Mr. Universe contest.......
    (he's # 24 inthe middle in the white speedo....... yum!)

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    Believe.
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    I would pay twice that is someone would take care of mrs roper for me.

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    SW: Hot As Hell
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    I think Tonto and Smackie Chan have sex with each other regularly.

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    may the force kick yo ass ObiwanGinobili's Avatar
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    I would definatly need MORE than 1 Million dollars to have sex with the following:
    Rush Limbaugh
    sweaty fat assed big mouth

    Tucker Carlson
    bowtie wearing blowhard - and he got PWNED by Jon Stewart. Tuckers not even a man.

    TLONG - um, no explanation needed.

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    You can't handle The Truth TheTruth's Avatar
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    Pssssst! I think Dan was talking about with the oppisite sex
    MY BAD. I'd only have sex w/ former Silver Star ctr Margo Dydek if she paid 1 million dollars.

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    Toot My Van Horn Inbred's Avatar
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    I think Tonto and Smackie Chan have sex with each other regularly.

    your welcome to join in next time.

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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    For just 1 million bucks I would have sex with:

    Steve Buscemi
    I read in a survey some place that 69% of american women were willing to have sex with him. I'd like to see whats up.

    Sean Connery
    Yes, he is gettign up in years.( ok ok ok he's freakin old as ) BUt GODDAMN that voice drives me up a wall. PLus he could pop a viagra, we could turn of the lights, and I'd pretend it was the Sean Connery from the 1956 Mr. Universe contest.......
    (he's # 24 inthe middle in the white speedo....... yum!)
    ^RACK

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    may the force kick yo ass ObiwanGinobili's Avatar
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    I would totally the following people for free:

    Bill Clinton
    Dude he is sooo HOTT. Plus, he did Monica's tubby ass so I know I've got more than a fair shot.

    John Leguizamo
    I've got this thing for short, hard bodied hispanic types.

    Patrick Stewartuhm, o!! He's freakin Capt. Picard!!! of course I want him. Oh, and I also have a thing for bald guys... they are 2nd right behind short trollish hispanics......
    Last edited by ObiwanGinobili; 07-06-2005 at 10:34 AM.

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    SW: Hot As Hell
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    You would Simba?

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    Give Peace a Chance....Imagine? ZStomp's Avatar
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    That's Mufasa!

  18. #18
    Keep The Balance IX_Equilibrium's Avatar
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    Odalys Garcia

    That way I'd get to bang a gorgeous chick, AND get a cool million bucks. Winning x 2

    Last edited by IX_Equilibrium; 07-06-2005 at 11:17 AM.

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    Seek True Love, within. bigzak25's Avatar
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    i am bald and do a mean sean connery impression.
    i am hispanic and will crouch down to your desired height.
    name the time and place. thanks.



    for a million bucks? i'd do the ugliest es on the planet. margaret cho. sandra berndhart, and rosie odonnel. same time too.

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    may the force kick yo ass ObiwanGinobili's Avatar
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    I fixed it allright???

    geesh!

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    may the force kick yo ass ObiwanGinobili's Avatar
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    i am bald and do a mean sean connery impression.
    i am hispanic and will crouch down to your desired height.
    name the time and place. thanks.



    for a million bucks? i'd do the ugliest es on the planet. margaret cho. sandra berndhart, and rosie odonnel. same time too.

    crouching down doesn't cut it babe.
    sorry!
    you need to be genuianly short.
    Short built men have very thick very powerful thighs............

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    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    Gangsta Photog 2pac's Avatar
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    2Pac
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    Seek True Love, within. bigzak25's Avatar
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    ask mouse about my thick and poweful thighs...why do you think he missed all those gtg's...he couldn't walk for weeks...just lay in the tub and shiver...

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    may the force kick yo ass ObiwanGinobili's Avatar
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