I had the misfortune of living in your barren wasteland of a state. It's
exactly as ty as everyone makes it out to be
So lets see... Everyone is missing out on...
1. One of the most hard-core conservative, bible thumping states in the Union
2. A landlocked, treeless, flatland almost completely devoid of any natural beauty
3. The oft-mentioned meth epidemic
4. A bunch of ty casinos that make people in Branson and Biloxi chuckle
5. A population of people who mistakenly think they're southern
6. Drunk indians
7. Awful weather
8. OKC is maybe the blandest metropolis in the world, devoid of any cultural significance
9. Bricktown

10. Your other big city, Tulsa, is widely regarded as the meth capitol of America
This all adds up to the fact that your state is the armpit of America, while the eastern part of your state is basically an extension of Arkansas, the land of such luminaries as
Brutalis
We can all only hope that Kim Jong Un uses your place of residence as a nuclear test site