I was on the outskirts...

[Avante]

...of town
drunk as could be
looked at the gas gage
it read...E

took another drink
Colt 45
turned up the radio
it was the Bee Gee's
and Staying Alive

rolled down the window
so I could spit
when I heard a ...kaplunk!!!
what the did I hit

stopped the truck
got out to see
it was just a big rock
and it had hit me

climbed back in
sat down on my ass
now the truck wouldn't start
yep, out of gas

about this time
my phone began to vibrate
it was my baby
wondering why I was late

I explained the situation
expected some sympathy
she just hung up the phone
so I took a pee

as I walked home
hoping for a ride
I couldn't help but hum
Staying Alive

And that ain't no jive



Hahahahaha~!

[Clipper Nation]

You're a got

[Avante]

"Clipper Nation"

he came out weird
was oblong
and pink
had this odor
could call it a stink

by the age of 4
he liked to lower his head
run into the door

as a teenager
he was short and fat
wore suspenders
and a Bullwinkle hat

he never had a girlfriend
stood no chance
now he hides behind a computer screen
one hand down his pants

gets his nut
following Avante around
yep a real loser
a total clown

[Sportcamper]

took another drink
Colt 45
turned up the radio
it was the Bee Gee's
and Staying Alive

Disco Rules...

[Trill Clinton]

up late one night, bored with a boner
all alone in my hotel room, yep, a loner

decided to call an escort to have a little fun
i left my girl back home, i don't love her no more

in the mean time i decided to play some chess
can't wait till this black knight can play with the queen's breast

all of a sudden there was a knock at the door
just in time, yep, here comes my

she was cute, blonde hair, thin lips and blue eyes
no words needed, just pulled out my mandingo surprise

we hit the bed with no condom in sight
yep, YOLO, nothing better than raw sex with a stranger, this is gonna be one uva night

my t cell count is immaculate, STD's don't worry me
besides, what is the point of wearing a condom when you're with a sexy becky?

joe diffie said it best, "this is a night to remember" that aint no jive
going raw dog with a stanger is risky? well i've done it several times and i keep stayin' alive

[Avante]

took another drink
Colt 45
turned up the radio
it was the Bee Gee's
and Staying Alive

Disco Rules...

Still have my Angel Flights.

[Avante]

up late one night, bored with a boner
all alone in my hotel room, yep, a loner

decided to call an escort to have a little fun
i left my girl back home, i don't love her no more

in the mean time i decided to play some chess
can't wait till this black knight can play with the queen's breast

all of a sudden there was a knock at the door
just in time, yep, here comes my

she was cute, blonde hair, thin lips and blue eyes
no words needed, just pulled out my mandingo surprise

we hit the bed with no condom in sight
yep, YOLO, nothing better than raw sex with a stranger, this is gonna be one uva night

my t cell count is immaculate, STD's don't worry me
besides, what is the point of wearing a condom when you're with a sexy becky?

joe diffie said it best, "this is a night to remember" that aint no jive
going raw dog with a stanger is risky? well i've done it several times and i keep stayin' alive

Solid gold. hahahaha!!!!!!