___I don't understand Alamo50___

[mouse]

This man is from Hollad and he comes over to my place and we go to a stripper club, Now I know some of you might think what is the big deal? But you would think after spending a night with Alamo50 and spending over 400 dollars? the guy seem like he has never seen a real before,

Well I just saw a special on 60 minutes on how In Amsterdam people are smoking bongs and hash inside the bars, And I saw a nice looking blonde lady behind a glass window and them saying pros ution is leagal .

Now am I missing something? Isn't Hollad closer to Amsterdam than San Antonio is?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

those girls nasty
give me a sweet lil texas chick any day

[mouse]

Maybe it's just me, But I don't see anyone going to Holland for bar B Q.

why would Alamo50 travel all this way for something that is almost a bike ride away? When I saw those folks smoking that hash in the bar, I started looking for my passport,

[PizzaFace]

If it wasn't for men's club I'd never see a real woman's hooters.

[Jules Winnfield]

When I saw those folks smoking that hash in the bar, I started looking for my passport,

Well, hash is legal there, right?

[Vincent Vega]

Well, hash is legal there, right?

Yeah, it's legal, but it ain't a hundred percent legal. I mean you can't walk into a restaurant, roll a joint, and start puffin' away. You're only supposed to smoke in your home or certain designated places.

[Jules Winnfield]

Yeah, it's legal, but is ain't a hundred percent legal. I mean you can't walk into a restaurant, roll a joint, and start puffin' away. You're only supposed to smoke in your home or certain designated places.

Those are hash bars?

[Vincent Vega]

Those are hash bars?

Yeah, it breaks down like this: it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it and, if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it. It's illegal to carry it, which doesn't really matter 'cause -- get a load of this -- if the cops stop you, it's illegal for them to search you.

Searching you is a right that the cops in Amsterdam don't have.

[Jules Winnfield]

Yeah, it breaks down like this: it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it and, if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it. It's illegal to carry it, which doesn't really matter 'cause -- get a load of this -- if the cops stop you, it's illegal for this to search you.

Searching you is a right that thecops in Amsterdam don't have.

That did it, man -- I'm in' goin', that's all there is to it.

[Vincent Vega]

That did it, man -- I'm in' goin', that's all there is to it.

You dig it the most.

[ShoogarBear]

http://www.justwide.com/files/SamJackson-CoachJules.wmv

[Dex]

http://www.justwide.com/files/SamJackson-CoachJules.wmv

Ellemmayo!

[Sense]

http://www.justwide.com/files/SamJackson-CoachJules.wmv

that 's hilarious.

[mouse]

These folks where in a bar, the cameras where rolling as they all passed this huge Bong around, Then some girl in a glass tube was naked and this fat greasy 60 year old guy shook his head and the lady was his and they went to a room in the back,

There was not one cop in the area, If that ain't enough for you to pack up your trailer and move then your jaded out, I say we have a Holland GTG to prove me wrong

You notice how Alamo50 won't reply? no wonder the Thompson brothers from the ticket radio have him on the show, Alamo50 comes to town packing Midnight Express style ..