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    Many Boston Bruins’ fans apparently chose to mourn their finals loss with porn


    Posted by Justin Bourne under Wait What on Jun 26, 2013





    So this is apparently a thing.
    As the nation tuned into Game 6 of the Stanley Cup Final, the porn site “PornHub” was closely monitoring its traffic. The game hurt their numbers, but boy-oh-boy, did they bounce back after the game ended. Actually, check that; they bounced back in Boston, where fans of the Bruins chose to go home and mourn alone rather than go out and celebrate.
    Here’s the graph of their data from over the game hours:

    From PornHub’s press release, which I swear I don’t usually receive (I came across it on NESN!):
    “Last night marked the end of the NHL Championships, and much like the NBA Finals did, the battle for the Cup managed to take users away from their beloved porn once more. Until, of course the end of the game marking the Bruins’ loss, which saw all of Boston turning to Pornhub to take out some of that pent up aggression.
    “That’s right — the statisticians at Pornhub.com carefully analyzed each hour of the game to track traffic changes in Chicago, Boston, and across the US by the hour; comparing each location relative to the rest of the country.”
    Bruins Fans Mourn With Porn. Can’t be long before that’s a t-shirt.

    http://blogs.thescore.com/nhl/2013/0...oss-with-porn/



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    Straya AussieFanKurt's Avatar
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    Safe to say porn helped after game 6

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    Purple and Bold! whitemamba's Avatar
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    damn your life is boring bro

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    Cogito Ergo Sum LnGrrrR's Avatar
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    Given the state of Boston sports recently, I think that pornhub will be very busy.

    But yeah, jacking off after your team loses a chance at a le... That's just weird.

    The Red Sox aren't imploding yet!

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    Cogito Ergo Sum LnGrrrR's Avatar
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    Besides, it's like they say... If you can't beat 'em, beat off.

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