Lakers: Simmons -- How We'd Fix It: The Lakers

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His 10 point plan for how the Lakers can tank their way back to glory.

Excerpt:

8. Keep Mike D'Antoni for the entire year.

When I was going over my tentative "Save the Lakers" plan last night with my friend Lewis (a Lakers nut who's onboard with everything you just read), I jokingly asked him, "OK, what would you do with D'Antoni?"

"Are you kidding?" Lewis yelped. "YOU KEEP HIM! YOU KEEP HIM THE WHOLE SEASON! WE WANT THE WORST COACH POSSIBLE!!!!! WHY WOULD YOU EVER FIRE D'ANTONI!"

(Ladies and gentlemen, the Mike D'Antoni era!)

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[rayjayjohnson]

Simmons should eat a ing bullet