OT: Baron Davis was abducted by aliens, ends up at In-N-Out Burger

[Leetonidas]

holy this dude can't be serious

Baron Davis subtly mentioned that he had a run-in with aliens in a recent podcast.

The former Knicks guard, who traveled with the team often last season despite being injured, told the WestCoastRydaz.com about the incident.

“I was actually abducted by aliens two weeks ago,” Davis said.

When probed for details, he explained he was driving from Las Vegas to Los Angeles in the early morning recently and this is what happened:

“I see this light and it’s a big a—truck. And I said, oh f---- this is going to be traffic,” Davis said. Driving, driving and the next thing you know there’s a steel thing and these crazy looking people – half human, half ugly-looking mother f-----s.

“They were poking me on the nose, looking at my eyes, they had my hands tied and the next thing you know I was in Montabello dude, burning rubber on the way back to L.A. at 4 o’clock in the morning.”

He was asked a couple of times by the hosts if this was a true story and he didn’t back down. Davis said he couldn’t explain how he traveled so far, so quickly and said he went to the parking lot of an In N Out Burger to collect himself.

All in all he doesn’t have any complaints, though.

”I don’t think it was an abduction cause now I am sharper and s—t. I am retaining information,” Davis said.

probably just ran into sam cassel tbh

[Snaq O'Meal]

So Sam Cassell gave him an anal probe?

[spurraider21]

[lefty]

I once had a dream where I was on an operating table and was surrounded by Aliens


looked real

[Rogue]

There're aliens in the universe and even lurking among us, they're as real as the area 51

[Thread]

- "I'll do us both."

- "Cpl. Hicks" - "Aliens"

[jeebus]

I'm pretty sure Blair used that exact same story on Pop to explain why his fat ass was always at Whataburger.

[Clipper Nation]

Meanwhile, Baron's game was abducted in 2008 when he signed with the Clipps and was never seen again, tbh

[jeebus]

[IronMaxipad]

https://soundcloud.com/wcrmp3s/baron...-aliens-on-the

[JohnnyMax]

[Leetonidas]

lol at him being sharper and withholding information. wonder what thats supposed to mean. was high as

[z0sa]

Great story tbh

[whitemamba]

Has he been hanging out in okc r something?

[JohnnyMax]

[TDMVPDPOY]

aliens, as in illegal immigrants?

[JohnnyMax]

aliens, as in illegal immigrants?

or Spurs fans

[mudyez]

We don't need to fear this so called humans! This half-alien, half ugly-looking bowls are fat, slow as and seem to be pretty stupid.
In-N-Out Burger seems to be the right place to drop him.

Human race got lucky they didn't prope Kawhi Leonard.

[Baseline]

Now we learn that aliens know a quality burger when they see one. Stellar news.

[PingPong]

He was robbeb by a bunch of mexicans and thought they were aliens...