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    Who has had more sexual encounters?

    On one side, Magic Johnson contracted HIV from his sexual encounters and has a son whom makes Chris Bosh look like the straightest man on earth.

    On the other side, you have Tim Duncan who was unable to please his wife and ran her off with his sexual encounters. I feel he does not have HIV simply because he is smart enough to wear a raincoat.

    Also, which one of these two are more likely to be "catchers"?

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    Smile you sonofabitch Chief Brody's Avatar
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    Magic probably had more encounters. Tim had to keep it on the DL for awhile cause he lives in Texas. Slightly OT, but how disappointed must TD have been that he didn't get to back down Ibaka in the post 6-7 times these playoffs?

    Also, inb4 ChumpDumper shields the semen.

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    Tim always has that semi-sad demeanor, while Magic was always delighted. That tells me that magic got the D and Tim didn't. Thus, magic was more likely to be a catcher

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    He may not have gotten Ibaka, but at least he got to play against Bosh.


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    I think they both enjoy having their balloon knot untied.

    Duncan learned the lessons of Magic and assured Amy that he would be monogamous, his roommate would be as well. That way she could bear his children without fear of AIDs. It was an ideal arrangement. She just (grew, evolved) and wanted what she thought you could live without when she agreed to their pact.

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    Tim always has that semi-sad demeanor, while Magic was always delighted. That tells me that magic got the D and Tim didn't. Thus, magic was more likely to be a catcher
    I do not know, Magic Johnson has slept with quite a few women and he strikes me as a far more dominant individual. I believe Tim Dumcan prefers to take the charge when one drives into the lane.

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    I do not know, Magic Johnson has slept with quite a few women and he strikes me as a far more dominant individual. I believe Tim Dumcan prefers to take the charge when one drives into the lane.
    Duncan probably blocks any attempt in the lane, as he is the all time playoff shotblocker. Magic is all about assists, letting the other guy score... right into his bumhole

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    Duncan probably blocks any attempt in the lane, as he is the all time playoff shotblocker. Magic is all about assists, letting the other guy score... right into his bumhole
    Although Tim Duncan is a far better rebounder and defender, he would prefer to let others take control of the offense.

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    Although Tim Duncan is a far better rebounder and defender, he would prefer to let others take control of the offense.
    his defensive mindset has me assuming he's not letting anybody get to the hole

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    his defensive mindset has me assuming he's not letting anybody get to the hole
    But his willingness to play defense leads one to believe he would rather allow others to put the ball into the basket.

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    But his willingness to play defense leads one to believe he would rather allow others to put the ball into the basket.
    Magic was never one to take the initiative in the scoring department, often deferring to others, setting them up with easy shots at the hole

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    ^I know it's sick & twisted, but, I'm turned on by you two and your naughty innuenders.

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    spurraider21: I hate this SOB
    ^I know it's sick & twisted, but, I'm turned on by you two and your naughty innuenders.
    you've come a long way

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    ^I know it's sick & twisted, but, I'm turned on by you two and your naughty innuenders.
    Being the cuckold you are, this does not surprise me sweety

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    Magic probably had more encounters. Tim had to keep it on the DL for awhile cause he lives in Texas. Slightly OT, but how disappointed must TD have been that he didn't get to back down Ibaka in the post 6-7 times these playoffs?

    Also, inb4 ChumpDumper shields the semen.
    your sig omfg!

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    Duncan doesn't have AIDSperiod

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    Magic probably had more encounters. Tim had to keep it on the DL for awhile cause he lives in Texas. Slightly OT, but how disappointed must TD have been that he didn't get to back down Ibaka in the post 6-7 times these playoffs?
    Racist.

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    Tim always has that semi-sad demeanor, while Magic was always delighted. That tells me that magic got the D and Tim didn't. Thus, magic was more likely to be a catcher
    A tramp stamp says otherwise ...but who cares? Are poeple actually debating who bit more pillows?!

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    A tramp stamp says otherwise ...but who cares? Are poeple actually debating who bit more pillows?!
    all in good jest

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    Magic was so promiscuous he probably didn't even know whom he got the HIV from. Chance of getting HIV is bigger when you have sex with a man via the anus, but the chance of getting it from a woman's pussy also exists. Duncan is a good person with the sense of responsibility for each relationship he's been in, no matter with a woman or another man.

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