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Game Six - 2013 NBA Finals
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Game Six - 2013 NBA Finals
This and game 6 of the 2002 World Series.Game Six - 2013 NBA Finals
2nd: Game Seven - 2006 WCSF
3rd: Game Five - 2004 WCSF
When Magic Johnson pissed away a sure thing, the ensuing beating from Dale had left me without a single blood vessel which had not been ruptured. Although a sports loss is not painful to me, on an emotional level, because I do not have autism.
Game 6 2013
CL-Final 2012
Game 7 2006
In that order.
Baseball is not a sport
Neither is "futbol"
They run most of the time in futbol
In baseball someone runs when the ball is hit, which doesnt happen frequently
game 5 2003 WCS..Horry shot that when in and out..like when Delonte did Lebrons mom
Marlon McCree for fumbling that ball
Troy Brown for forcing the fumble
Reche Caldwell for recovering the fumble
Marty Schottenheimer for throwing the dumbest challenge flag in NFL history, which wasted a crucial timeout that we could have used on our final drive
Marty again for forcing Kaeding to attempt a 54-yard FG in the clutch when he didn't trust him to make a 47-yarder earlier in the game
AJ Smith for ruining the good move of firing that choke artist Marty by replacing him with Craterface
the Chargers
In futbol the best teams are the best actors, that "sport" is closer to acting than physical compe ion.
Soccer is a third-world, rigged excuse for a "sport" that is only popular because it's cheap to play
Soccer
Game 163
Just about everyone in the world knows what baseball is. Some have played, most have watched, and everyone knows how much it sucks. You couldn’t pay me to watch it. Ok, you could, but I wouldn’t enjoy it. There are several reasons why baseball is the worst sport ever:Soccer is a third-world, rigged excuse for a "sport" that is only popular because it's cheap to play
- No salary cap. While the highest payroll doesn’t guarantee a championship, it does guarantee that players like Alex “ s” Rodriguez make entirely way too much money. No salary cap also eliminates any possible balance in the league. Don’t believe me? Look at the Pirates. They wouldn’t stand a chance in a series against any of the top teams. If they had any players who would give them a shot, they would undoubtedly trade them away for “prospects”. Baseball sucks.
- The widespread use of steroids. Exhibit A: Bary Bonds:
No explanation needed. You don’t go from being as skinny as Paris Hilton to bigger than Brock Lesner on Muscle Milk and Creatine. Baseball sucks.
Exhibit B: Manny Ramirez:
He obviously gets his haircut by the same barber as the predator. While this doesn’t prove he does roids, his recent conduct makes it pretty evident. While he didn’t admit to taking any performance enhancing drugs, he accepted a 52 game suspension for a banned substance used to cover up the use of steroids. That’s not too obvious; I can see why people aren’t convinced. Baseball sucks.
Exhibit C: Alex Rodriguez:
s.- Pete Rose being banned from the hall of fame. For what? Betting on the games? If you made me sit in the dugout full of spit blood and semen (I’m sure it’s there) for half my life I’d be doing much worse things than betting. I am sure he just said “I bet you $100 this game is going to be boring as ”. Pete Rose should not be punished for trying to bring excitement to an otherwise boring game. Baseball sucks.
- The pace of the game. I remember being a kid in the outfield. I am surprised I didn’t kill myself. The highlight of my day wasn’t if/when a ball was hit to me, it was stepping on bees. I can’t imagine it gets any better when you’re a pro. The catcher fingers himself for 20 minutes until the pitcher approves, then the pitcher rolls the baseball around in his hand imagining it’s the catcher’s ball sack that he just fingered. Finally he throws the ball. If by chance the batter hits it, the odds of anything exciting happening are slim to none. Baseball is a slow ty game. Baseball sucks.
- Big “plays” of the game. You can’t make a spectacular catch in baseball. Either it’s in the glove or it’s not. There is an off chance someone will catch it bare handed, but that’s still not cool. One of the biggest “accomplishments” in baseball is a no-hitter. Thanks , you just eliminated any possible chance of this game being remotely entertaining
- Buster Olney: Who really enjoys this guy? Who cares if he knows a lot about baseball. What kind of name is Buster anyway? He is just biding his time until ESPN covers furry conventions. Why? Because baseball sucks.
Another piece:
9 Reasons Why Baseball Sucks
Sep 26, 2007 Labels: blog, blogging, comedy, entertainment, funny, games, humor, jokes, movies, music, parody, publishing, sports, videos, writing
By Vans McCoy - [email protected]
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When I want to pass time, I think of Debbie Harry circa 1977 and squeeze one off.
Or, I think of creative ways to quit jobs/get fired. For example: let’s say you work as a costumed character at a well-known amusement park. Sure, you can show up drunk and perform just fine. But what about sneaking a water bottle in your costume and when the kids show up to hug you… go ahead and “piss” on them.
Now that’s passing time.
If I’m in public and want to kill some time, maybe I’ll think of the best way to cheap shot everyone in sight. No offense to Debbie or peeing on tourist children.
The last thing I think about is baseball.
“But it’s the American pastime, Vans.”
I’m American. Baseball sucks. Something must not be right, right? Wrong.
Off the top of my head, I can think of nine reasons why baseball is the worst “sport” ever.
9. The announcers – A home run isn’t the second coming of Christ, so stop treating it like that. It’s a ball that was steroid-fueled to fly 400 ft. Yawn. It happens hundreds of times in a given season, so stop acting like it’s the first time you saw a set of ties.
Oh yeah, just because an announcer is old doesn’t mean that he should be commentating. You want to know how to commentate baseball on TV? You say, “Did you see that?”
Old equals nostalgic, but it also equals as boring as a being dropped off by your mommy at a Blink-182 concert.
8. Sticks and Balls = lame – Baseball is a game, not a sport. Why? Because you use a stick and a ball. Now let’s see, what other “sports” use a stick and a ball?
There’s Golf… oooh, real athletic fare.
What else? Polo?
Another activity that makes me wish for a global 17.0 earthquake.
7. It’s not a team sport – Baseball has pulled off a master con on the world by getting people to think it’s a team sport. It’s not. Baseball boils down to pitcher vs. batter. That’s it. The other guys are there to pick up the garbage.
Baseball fans are nuts about individual stats. Why do you think that is?
6. The DH: A professional fat guy – Hey, are you a tub of lard with a dream of being a professional athlete. Fear no more. You too can still be a professional athlete! The Designated Hitter role is tailor-made for you and other high level pros who don’t like to run.
Just swing a bat, jog to first, get replaced by a real athlete who likes to run, and collect your millions. Don’t worry about things like diet and training. Those are for suckers. You’re a DH. You’re a professional batting cage attendee.
5. Worst interviews ever – On the whole, sports interviews suck worse than an MTV awards show, but baseball players bring a whole new level of annoyance to interviews. Why even bother talking to these morons? They have no personality.
“We played hard. Just taking each game as they come. We just have to keep working and playing hard. We have to stay focused. It’s a long season. Anything can happen. We’re making the right adjustments. Our team is really starting to come together. We’re going to make a run for the playoffs.”
Hey look, I just covered every baseball interview for the past 50 years.
4. The managers wear a uniform – Could you imagine a football coach wearing tights like his players? Or a basketball coach wearing baggy shorts, a headband, and a loaded .45 in his waistband? So why do baseball managers do it?
And why the are they called “skipper?” They’re not sailing the seven seas, they’re sitting on their ass for three hours spitting out seeds until they get a chance to yell when the ump makes a bad call.
3. Relief pitchers – This job is even easier than the DH. You crack jokes in the bullpen for 7 innings, warm up for one, and then come in when your team is already winning and the other guys are tired. The relief pitcher is like a professional bully.
Look at them when they stroll their lazy ass out to the mound; you’d think they were getting ready for 15 rounds in Madison Square Garden vs. Ali.
Basically, if you’re a relief pitcher that means that you’re not good enough to be a real pitcher, but your jokes are funny, so they keep you around on the team bus.
2. Baseball players are pussies – I’m talking major league pussies here.
Exhibit A: Sammy Sosa, muscular Home-Run hitter, misses games because he hurt his back sneezing.
Exhibit B: Wade Boggs, Hall-of-Famer, misses games because he strained his back while putting cowboy boots on.
Exhibit C: Kevin Mitc was late reporting to spring training because he hurt himself eating a microwavable doughnut. I’m not making this up.
Exhibit D: MVP Jeff Kent broke his wrist… while washing a car at a self-serve car wash. Seriously. Are you ing serious?
Exhibit E: Marty Cordova burned his face in a tanning bed and had to miss a game. Big. Gaping. Vagina.
Exhibit F: Glenallen Hill fell out of his bed, crashing into a glass table, while having a nightmare about spiders.
I rest my case.
1. I’m good at it – I’m no super athlete, but I can play baseball with the best of them. There was a time where I hadn’t touched a glove or bat for three years, and I was asked to fill in on a baseball team… and I was the best guy on the team. It’s not hard.
It’s America’s pastime because it’s easy. You have to run for less than a minute. You get to hit something. You have a big ass glove with webbing to catch something. You know the secret to catching a ball? You stand in front of it and stick your hand up. Bingo.
Oh adding the already listed re ed baseball injuries
"Cubs outfielder Bret Barberie missed a game after getting chili juice in his eye."
"Phillies right-hander Jeff Juden was sidelined during Spring Training when his new tattoo became infected because he went sunbathing."
"Tigers reliever Joel Zumaya developed elbow problems from playing too much 'Guitar Hero.'"
Baseball and futbol are about equal in entertainment value and merit to be called a sport. The professional actors, or floppers, in futbol would put Chris Paul to shame. Futbol is a very sophisticated cinema art.Just about everyone in the world knows what baseball is. Some have played, most have watched, and everyone knows how much it sucks. You couldn’t pay me to watch it. Ok, you could, but I wouldn’t enjoy it. There are several reasons why baseball is the worst sport ever:
- No salary cap. While the highest payroll doesn’t guarantee a championship, it does guarantee that players like Alex “ s” Rodriguez make entirely way too much money. No salary cap also eliminates any possible balance in the league. Don’t believe me? Look at the Pirates. They wouldn’t stand a chance in a series against any of the top teams. If they had any players who would give them a shot, they would undoubtedly trade them away for “prospects”. Baseball sucks.
- The widespread use of steroids. Exhibit A: Bary Bonds:
No explanation needed. You don’t go from being as skinny as Paris Hilton to bigger than Brock Lesner on Muscle Milk and Creatine. Baseball sucks.
Exhibit B: Manny Ramirez:
He obviously gets his haircut by the same barber as the predator. While this doesn’t prove he does roids, his recent conduct makes it pretty evident. While he didn’t admit to taking any performance enhancing drugs, he accepted a 52 game suspension for a banned substance used to cover up the use of steroids. That’s not too obvious; I can see why people aren’t convinced. Baseball sucks.
Exhibit C: Alex Rodriguez:
s.- Pete Rose being banned from the hall of fame. For what? Betting on the games? If you made me sit in the dugout full of spit blood and semen (I’m sure it’s there) for half my life I’d be doing much worse things than betting. I am sure he just said “I bet you $100 this game is going to be boring as ”. Pete Rose should not be punished for trying to bring excitement to an otherwise boring game. Baseball sucks.
- The pace of the game. I remember being a kid in the outfield. I am surprised I didn’t kill myself. The highlight of my day wasn’t if/when a ball was hit to me, it was stepping on bees. I can’t imagine it gets any better when you’re a pro. The catcher fingers himself for 20 minutes until the pitcher approves, then the pitcher rolls the baseball around in his hand imagining it’s the catcher’s ball sack that he just fingered. Finally he throws the ball. If by chance the batter hits it, the odds of anything exciting happening are slim to none. Baseball is a slow ty game. Baseball sucks.
- Big “plays” of the game. You can’t make a spectacular catch in baseball. Either it’s in the glove or it’s not. There is an off chance someone will catch it bare handed, but that’s still not cool. One of the biggest “accomplishments” in baseball is a no-hitter. Thanks , you just eliminated any possible chance of this game being remotely entertaining
- Buster Olney: Who really enjoys this guy? Who cares if he knows a lot about baseball. What kind of name is Buster anyway? He is just biding his time until ESPN covers furry conventions. Why? Because baseball sucks.
Another piece:
9 Reasons Why Baseball Sucks
Sep 26, 2007 Labels: blog, blogging, comedy, entertainment, funny, games, humor, jokes, movies, music, parody, publishing, sports, videos, writing
By Vans McCoy - [email protected]
Click HERE to leave a comment.
Click HERE to subscribe to tontoandfriends.com.
When I want to pass time, I think of Debbie Harry circa 1977 and squeeze one off.
Or, I think of creative ways to quit jobs/get fired. For example: let’s say you work as a costumed character at a well-known amusement park. Sure, you can show up drunk and perform just fine. But what about sneaking a water bottle in your costume and when the kids show up to hug you… go ahead and “piss” on them.
Now that’s passing time.
If I’m in public and want to kill some time, maybe I’ll think of the best way to cheap shot everyone in sight. No offense to Debbie or peeing on tourist children.
The last thing I think about is baseball.
“But it’s the American pastime, Vans.”
I’m American. Baseball sucks. Something must not be right, right? Wrong.
Off the top of my head, I can think of nine reasons why baseball is the worst “sport” ever.
9. The announcers – A home run isn’t the second coming of Christ, so stop treating it like that. It’s a ball that was steroid-fueled to fly 400 ft. Yawn. It happens hundreds of times in a given season, so stop acting like it’s the first time you saw a set of ties.
Oh yeah, just because an announcer is old doesn’t mean that he should be commentating. You want to know how to commentate baseball on TV? You say, “Did you see that?”
Old equals nostalgic, but it also equals as boring as a being dropped off by your mommy at a Blink-182 concert.
8. Sticks and Balls = lame – Baseball is a game, not a sport. Why? Because you use a stick and a ball. Now let’s see, what other “sports” use a stick and a ball?
There’s Golf… oooh, real athletic fare.
What else? Polo?
Another activity that makes me wish for a global 17.0 earthquake.
7. It’s not a team sport – Baseball has pulled off a master con on the world by getting people to think it’s a team sport. It’s not. Baseball boils down to pitcher vs. batter. That’s it. The other guys are there to pick up the garbage.
Baseball fans are nuts about individual stats. Why do you think that is?
6. The DH: A professional fat guy – Hey, are you a tub of lard with a dream of being a professional athlete. Fear no more. You too can still be a professional athlete! The Designated Hitter role is tailor-made for you and other high level pros who don’t like to run.
Just swing a bat, jog to first, get replaced by a real athlete who likes to run, and collect your millions. Don’t worry about things like diet and training. Those are for suckers. You’re a DH. You’re a professional batting cage attendee.
5. Worst interviews ever – On the whole, sports interviews suck worse than an MTV awards show, but baseball players bring a whole new level of annoyance to interviews. Why even bother talking to these morons? They have no personality.
“We played hard. Just taking each game as they come. We just have to keep working and playing hard. We have to stay focused. It’s a long season. Anything can happen. We’re making the right adjustments. Our team is really starting to come together. We’re going to make a run for the playoffs.”
Hey look, I just covered every baseball interview for the past 50 years.
4. The managers wear a uniform – Could you imagine a football coach wearing tights like his players? Or a basketball coach wearing baggy shorts, a headband, and a loaded .45 in his waistband? So why do baseball managers do it?
And why the are they called “skipper?” They’re not sailing the seven seas, they’re sitting on their ass for three hours spitting out seeds until they get a chance to yell when the ump makes a bad call.
3. Relief pitchers – This job is even easier than the DH. You crack jokes in the bullpen for 7 innings, warm up for one, and then come in when your team is already winning and the other guys are tired. The relief pitcher is like a professional bully.
Look at them when they stroll their lazy ass out to the mound; you’d think they were getting ready for 15 rounds in Madison Square Garden vs. Ali.
Basically, if you’re a relief pitcher that means that you’re not good enough to be a real pitcher, but your jokes are funny, so they keep you around on the team bus.
2. Baseball players are pussies – I’m talking major league pussies here.
Exhibit A: Sammy Sosa, muscular Home-Run hitter, misses games because he hurt his back sneezing.
Exhibit B: Wade Boggs, Hall-of-Famer, misses games because he strained his back while putting cowboy boots on.
Exhibit C: Kevin Mitc was late reporting to spring training because he hurt himself eating a microwavable doughnut. I’m not making this up.
Exhibit D: MVP Jeff Kent broke his wrist… while washing a car at a self-serve car wash. Seriously. Are you ing serious?
Exhibit E: Marty Cordova burned his face in a tanning bed and had to miss a game. Big. Gaping. Vagina.
Exhibit F: Glenallen Hill fell out of his bed, crashing into a glass table, while having a nightmare about spiders.
I rest my case.
1. I’m good at it – I’m no super athlete, but I can play baseball with the best of them. There was a time where I hadn’t touched a glove or bat for three years, and I was asked to fill in on a baseball team… and I was the best guy on the team. It’s not hard.
It’s America’s pastime because it’s easy. You have to run for less than a minute. You get to hit something. You have a big ass glove with webbing to catch something. You know the secret to catching a ball? You stand in front of it and stick your hand up. Bingo.
- Soccer has no salary cap or parity, the same teams get every good player for a ridiculous amount of money
- Soccer players also use steroids
- Soccer's "big plays" involve flopping and sometimes - very rarely - a boring-ass goal
- Half the MLB doesn't use a designated hitter except in interleague games
- Soccer players are the biggest pussies in sports
- Soccer is the easiest and cheapest "sport" to play in the world, hence why third-world countries love it so much
6 is obviously the first that comes to mind. But the Tuck Rule game is a close 2nd. Worse than the superbowl loss imo. 0.4 as well. can't really make up my mind
Only Messi uses steroids
- Soccer has no salary cap or parity, the same teams get every good player for a ridiculous amount of money
- Soccer players also use steroids
- Soccer's "big plays" involve flopping and sometimes - very rarely - a boring-ass goal
- Half the MLB doesn't use a designated hitter except in interleague games
- Soccer players are the biggest pussies in sports
- Soccer is the easiest and cheapest "sport" to play in the world, hence why third-world countries love it so much
it depends on how often they take steroids
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