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What's the 20 on free blowjobs?
Can't you folks see that KEDA is lonely? what is it going to take for some of you in here to step up to the plate and help this man out?
I thought everyone in here , helped each other out in the time of need? Just Like Jim50 helped Duff with cash, and how Kori and LJ helped me out with food and cash? why should a blow job be any different? what happened to the REAL CLUB I used to know? This place has let me down big time.
I will not forget this....................
Last edited by mouse; 07-23-2005 at 01:21 AM.
What's the 20 on free blowjobs?
Well, if you're such a good friend, why don't you step up and put the kneepads on?
rack ^^^^^^
Mouse is the king of the internet.
Every day this dude makes me laugh more and more.
I tried,really I did! Apparently he's not into brunettes. and my hair is brown. he told me he likes only Blondes. If only your curtains matched your carpet.
What little you know...
Sorry my bad...that's the word on the streets.............if it's not true? sorry! my bad........maybe you can prove me wrong with a pic.
I am sure some of the youg boys of the Club can use some waxing material tonight. everyone loves a good MILF picture, I would ask my wife but she's not a MILF, she's more like a MILK she's 280 pounds of big white cow! And I have to MILK dat once a week so I can play on the PC all day, Bottom-Line she is not waxing material, on the other hand? your what we call Hot wax.
I don't know what it takes, but I'll ask your mom when she's done.
I don't know what it takes, but I'll ask your mom when she's done.
You go boy ! Wax dat all night. her make love long Time ...
You must be a true Jap , anyone else who's eyes are at least half way open would know better than to tag that ugly old ass , knock yourself out brah,
In fact? Wax dat all night. all I ask from your Lay Choy ass is please.......
Just make sure you don't put to much starch in my jeans this time.
Ps: Are you done fixing My Sony MP3 player?
Go Mouse Go ^^^^^^
Are you done mowing my lawn?You go boy ! Wax dat all night. her make love long Time ...
You must be a true Jap , anyone else who's eyes are at least half way open would know better than to tag that ugly old ass , knock yourself out brah,
In fact? Wax dat all night. all I ask from your Lay Choy ass is please.......
Just make sure you don't put to much starch in my jeans this time.
Ps: Are you done fixing My Sony MP3 player?
Let me get done with your wifes Bush
OMFG
this is the funniest I have read in a long time!!
and yes, Mouse did try but his goatee was tickling my sack, so he had to go!
But I do appreciate the effort on Mouses part!
Mouse, I've met your lady and she's definitely not 280 lbs. She's a nice, sweet lady who has a high tolerance for daily reruns of the Memorial Day Miracle and other Spurs highlights, not to mention calls to radio talk show. Everyone, Mouse is a the biggest Spurs fan in hiding. Mouse, why don't you send your friend to one of the San Antonio ho houses masked as a massage parlor? I read a report once that there are lots in San Antonio. Or you could road trip to Nuevo Laredo, although I'd recommend against that unless you guys don't mind getting kidnapped, held for ransom, then shot anyway. Okay, how about just purchasing a porno movie for him and a Mouse-specialty blow up doll?
Or he can clean up his act and try to actually meet a nice, horny woman all by himself.
Good luck!
Mouse, but remember, its the man's job to make the woman interested.
I've been married too long... Is it really that hard to get laid these days?
Is it really that hard to get laid these days?
said the woman.
since when is it hard for a woman to get laid?
I hadn't thought of that.said the woman.
since when is it hard for a woman to get laid?
I take it you never met ladySpur.
RACK.
Hey BigSnack, can your car make it to Houston?
Become President and the blow jobs will come.
since when is it hard for a woman to get laid?
They don't all look like the women you post, and most of them have too much of a conscience to drug someone.
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