2013 Red River Shootout sponsored by Mack Brown's Resignation

[benefactor]

Come on McCry Jr...just pretend it's Aggie across the line in front of you.

[jeebus]

McCuck is the chose one. He will lead Mack Brown and the team out of darkness.

[Kermit]

Welp, I've started drinking. Might help.

you Mack Brown.

[Fpoonsie]

Red River Reaming.

[Sisk]

I wonder how many Saban 2014 shirts will be worn in Dallas today.

[ThePop]

48 hours until Mack announces his retirement, or if we're lucky 4 hours.

[jeebus]

crofl Texas players have det "oh , I forgot to lube up" look on their face.

[benefactor]

Easiest defensive game plan in RRS history for Stoops. 8-9 in the box, bump and run on the WR's.

[jeebus]

look at those stats

[benefactor]

Flanker screen = worst play in the history of football

[benefactor]

So success running the ball means throw a bunch of times and wind up in third and long. Seems logical.

[benefactor]

McCry Jr. treating OU like Aggie so far.

[jeebus]

So success running the ball means throw a bunch of times and wind up in third and long. Seems logical.

Please don't make fun of my hero too much today.

[benefactor]

Applewhite is a ing moron. I'm sure I will say that a lot today.

[Sisk]

Great drive that ends with a FG. Lulz

[jeebus]

He's just one of my many heroes. My father figure, Mack. My brother figure, Case. My best friend, Major. The list goes on.

[benefactor]

Great drive that ends with a FG. Lulz

Indeed. Thankfully Major will ride out of town in the same car Mack is in.

[jeebus]

LOL pushing him to make him go faster. NICE TACKLING SKILLS.

[benefactor]

Wide open. smh.

[jeebus]

wow

[benefactor]

...how the did he not catch that?

[Sisk]

Wow. Had a layup for a TD..

[jeebus]

Let the noodle arm throw. C'mon Applewhite...

[TFloss32]

Just happy to see some life.

[benefactor]

Well look at that, running on third and short works.