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I've seen that movie like 10 times and it's one of my favorites, tbh.
@trying to Mock Kobe...only to find that it only helps his legend...
Kobe Achilles vs. Timmy s (this is basically how it's going down tonight)
I've seen that movie like 10 times and it's one of my favorites, tbh.
Then You Honor Kobe With Thy Name
Here's more of Kobe (Achilles) in action:
Talk about a spittin image:
Until he gets owned by Orlando ing Bloom, the biggest pussy in the entire movie
btw, the story of Troy and Achilles existed way before the movie came out, which I doubt you were aware of
i assume kobe is the one that enter the rear of the horse, gives definition of a horse ass licker
Until he gets owned by Orlando ing Bloom, the biggest pussy in the entire movie
btw, the story of Troy and Achilles existed way before the movie came out, which I doubt you were aware of
Bloom reminds me of Manu Ginbobelli
i assume parker is hector? fake ass leader
is ing 3000+ years oldUntil he gets owned by Orlando ing Bloom, the biggest pussy in the entire movie
btw, the story of Troy and Achilles existed way before the movie came out, which I doubt you were aware of
Cedric only follows black history.is ing 3000+ years old
The reason the Achilles tendon is such is because it was Achilles' weak spot, after all...
Let's compare Kobe Bryant to the Iliad, btw...
Great warrior of his faction? Check.
Was actually working for another man with real authority? Check (Shaq = Agamemnon)
Sulked in his tent for quite a while? Check (remember Kirby choking in 2004, and quitting on his team in 2006?)
Was injured near his heel (The Achilles)
Achilles died after his heel was blown, tbh.
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Achilles tried to rape a boy, then decapitated him when he resisted.
So there's that.
But did he jerk off afterwards?
He mutilated the body, so odds are pretty good.
He quit on his team for a while because his feelings were hurt and wasn't really the deciding factor in actually winning the war.
Yet he was shot dead by a sissy boy... Brad Pitt
Lol, OP trying to compare kobe to a movie character. It's a movie dude.
RoFlCopter@OP Best Thread le of the new season so far..
So Jerry Buss is Agamemnon?
Achilles used to work with his team...
Alexander the Great is the greatest Warlord of all time, tbh.
Kobe V Tammy is much like the Achilles V Hector scene. The whole some and mature Hector dying to the controversial but unbeatable Achilles.
nah temujin and oghedei both kicked much more ass.
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