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(and we haven't even gotten to the inevitable tlong replies . . . )
A guy walks into his living room carrying a very
well-groomed fluffy
white sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig
I make love to
when you're not around." His wife is sitting there
and says,
"That is a sheep, not a pig, you dumb ass."
He responds, "Shut up !! I wasn't talking to you."
(and we haven't even gotten to the inevitable tlong replies . . . )
ha ah a ha ha ha
taco I think you should stop spying on his domestic situation!
No No No
taco I think you should stop spying on his domestic situation!
I did not mean this to anyone I was e-mailed the joke and thought I would share it.
great joke taco.
okay i got one, this molisque went up to this sea cu ber, and of course sea cu bers dont talk but in jokes everybody talks so anyways the molisque goes up to the seacu ber and says.....NEMO!!!!!
No No No
I did not mean this to anyone I was e-mailed the joke and thought I would share it.
anything with a sheep reference is automaticly Tlong... you knew that! Deep down in your heart... you were aware!
anything with a sheep reference is automaticly Tlong... you knew that! Deep down in your heart... you were aware!
S y's husband went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant.
"No, no, no!" said S y's husband. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife S y. I've been trying to do that for years!"
drum roll please....purump bump cheeS y's husband went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant.
"No, no, no!" said S y's husband. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife S y. I've been trying to do that for years!"
Sticking up for Tlong now, are ye?S y's husband went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant.
"No, no, no!" said S y's husband. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife S y. I've been trying to do that for years!"
S y's fiance, the groom walks down the aisle of the church to take his place by the altar, when the best man notices that the groom has the biggest, brightest smile on his face.
The best man says, "Hey man, I know you're happy to be getting married, but what's up? You look so excited!"
The groom replies, "I just had the best oral sex I have ever had in my entire life and I am marrying S y who gave it to me."
S y, the bride comes walking down the aisle and she, too, has the biggest, brightest smile on her face.
The maid of honor notices this and says, "S y, I know you are happy to be getting married, but what's up, you look so excited?"
S y replies, "I have just given oral sex for the last time in my entire life."
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