Beat Poster Award

[Avante]

There is little doubt who deserves that award here at The Club yep...me. What can't I do? I'm funny, sexy, know it all and get thing moving. Ya want....

satire
music
conflict
turmoil
the joust
excitement
art
poetry


.....I'm your man. I don't follow or hump legs, I don't shy away from debate and have great pecs. Yep, the total package. An internet decathlete, I can do it all.

You want them primitive Alabama blues I got them, that alone seperates me from all of you. I even have my own posse as we we see in a few minutes.

[cantthinkofanything]

There is little doubt who deserves that award here at The Club yep...me. What can't I do? I'm funny, sexy, know it all and get thing moving. Ya want....

satire
music
conflict
turmoil
the joust
excitement
art
poetry


.....I'm your man. I don't follow or hump legs, I don't shy away from debate and have great pecs. Yep, the total package. An internet decathlete, I can do it all.

You want them primitive Alabama blues I got them, that alone seperates me from all of you. I even have my own posse as we we see in a few minutes.

I'll bite...what's the 10 categories for Internet Decathlete?

[DJR210]

What's a "beat" poster? Like, you've been beaten by Judy? Defeated?

[DJR210]

^^ You Beat me to it.

no pun

[ohmwrecker]

beat - tired, played out, over, finished.

[JudynTX]

So this means you can retire now. Good-bye

[ChumpDumper]

I hear my people talkin'!

[DJR210]

Avante's going away thread.

Thanks for the memories avante, and good luck in your future endevours. I'm glad you have been able to own the fact you have been beaten. This is the first step in your rehabilitation.

[KoolAid Mans Brother]

[cantthinkofanything]

I hear my people talkin'!

underrated show IMO. Thalia was hot...

[CuckingFunt]

Trying to be a beat poet would at least explain Avante's syntax.

[benefactor]

[mrsmaalox]

Wow a dozen posts and the Shield hasn't shown up yet?!

[DJR210]

Wow a dozen posts and the Shield hasn't shown up yet?!

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Riot at Dominguez State Jail..

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[Leetonidas]

**Breaking News**

Riot at Dominguez State Jail..

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[benefactor]

**Breaking News**

Riot at Dominguez State Jail..

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[mrsmaalox]

**Breaking News**

Riot at Dominguez State Jail..

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[GoodOdor]

**Breaking News**

Riot at Dominguez State Jail..

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[Avante]

I'll bite...what's the 10 categories for Internet Decathlete?

Sure.

No particular order.

Ya gotta know..

Books
Football
Music
Sex
Human nature
Poetry
Art
Be entertaining
A sense of humor
Twisted railroad steel body (know body building)

[Avante]

What's a "beat" poster? Like, you've been beaten by Judy? Defeated?

Funny you'd bring that up since I just started reading...Junkie...by William Burroughs.

[Reck]

Wow a dozen posts and the Shield hasn't shown up yet?!

Damn look at the misses taking digs.

[Avante]

Where is my posse?

ChumptyDumpty
ClipperNation
Blake
johnsmith

...?

Notice how similiar they all are? None of them do anything themselves just leg humpers who know little.

[xmas1997]

There is little doubt who deserves that award here at The Club yep...me. What can't I do? I'm funny, sexy, know it all and get thing moving. Ya want....

satire
music
conflict
turmoil
the joust
excitement
art
poetry


.....I'm your man. I don't follow or hump legs, I don't shy away from debate and have great pecs. Yep, the total package. An internet decathlete, I can do it all.

You want them primitive Alabama blues I got them, that alone seperates me from all of you. I even have my own posse as we we see in a few minutes.

Damn modest too!
The most humble on here, no doubt.
So when will we change your name to Avante Almighty?
You'll have to still compete against Blake Almighty!

[PlayNando]

I bring international intelligence to the board.

[xmas1997]

I bring international intelligence to the board.

Yes you do, and quite well, I might add!
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you and yours!