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    Veteran cantthinkofanything's Avatar
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    I freak out around them. I'm embarrassed that they have to clean up after me and that I'm such a wreck that I can't hang up my own clothes. But when I try to be nice to them, I ing stammer and studder. If they're black, then I have all the slave built up in my head. If they're white, then I'm judging them on how they would look naked. I don't think I'm fit to have maids.

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    Believe.
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    that seems worse than beta like a theta or mu.

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    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    I freak out around them. I'm embarrassed that they have to clean up after me and that I'm such a wreck that I can't hang up my own clothes. But when I try to be nice to them, I ing stammer and studder. If they're black, then I have all the slave built up in my head. If they're white, then I'm judging them on how they would look naked. I don't think I'm fit to have maids.

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    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    With words? Sign language?

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    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    With words? Sign language?
    you're way too pretty to have a cartoon as your avi.....let your beauty show....

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    Veteran cantthinkofanything's Avatar
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    you're way too pretty to have a cartoon as your avi.....let your beauty show....
    IDK. Thanks I guess. I'm still a little self conscious about being "too" good looking.

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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    I freak out around them. I'm embarrassed that they have to clean up after me and that I'm such a wreck that I can't hang up my own clothes. But when I try to be nice to them, I ing stammer and studder. If they're black, then I have all the slave built up in my head. If they're white, then I'm judging them on how they would look naked. I don't think I'm fit to have maids.
    There's white and black maids in San Antonio?

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    Pull your penis out

    That should break the ice

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    Veteran cantthinkofanything's Avatar
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    There's white and black maids in San Antonio?
    no. lol.

    True story...when I was little we had this white maid who was crazy as . She drove this car from the 1930's. When it got hot outside, she would put a pillow on the outside of the car on the front window to keep her seat from getting hot. My mom once offered her a ton of shoes but she wouldn't take them because she said her mom would beat them up. Also, she said that her mom conspired with some Mexican to give her a "voodoo shot".

    Then there was the time we got home and our dog was throwing up all over the place. Turns out she gave the dog over 1/2 of a chocolate ice box pie my mom made. She said to us, "good thing you didn't eat that pie. Look what it did to your dog."

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    Is there no one else? AchillesHeel's Avatar
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    just google "Alexis Amore maid scene", it should help you out.

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    in english but i dont think she understands me since she only speaks spanish

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    TheDrewShow is salty lefty's Avatar
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    just google "Alexis Amore maid scene", it should help you out.
    OP is not alpha enough to do that

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    Veteran cantthinkofanything's Avatar
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    OP is not alpha enough to do that
    true that. I get to the Google page but always go to 2 Girls 1 Cup. And that's not at all what my maids do.

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    Believe.
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    There's white and black maids in San Antonio?
    My cleaning lady is white.

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    My Favorite Faded Fantasy The Gemini Method's Avatar
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    One of my favorite Latina porn plotlines...they send the hot lil chica to clean and the homeowner comes and gets to stuff her chile relleno...

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    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    My cleaning lady is white.
    so is mine ....pizza rizza izzza pipes

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    Life is hard!

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    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    you're way too pretty to have a cartoon as your avi.....let your beauty show....
    IDK. Thanks I guess. I'm still a little self conscious about being "too" good looking.
    Yep. That's it.

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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    My cleaning lady is white.
    My last one was too

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    Saytowns Fawtbox King lebomb's Avatar
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    If they're white, then I'm judging them on how these dudes would look naked. I think I'm very fit to have tranny maids.


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