2. Text message SW.
1. Ummmm . . . refuse to use a bed and sleep on the floor until he comes back home?
roflmao
3) lie about how he refused to sleep on a bed and slept on the floor
4. Go out to PF Changs.
GO TO BED ALL ALONE, CRYING INTO HIS PILLOW ABOUT HOW MUCH HE MISSES ME.
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9) jack it to the GiG porno
Well, at least you'll let him use the bed.
11. Pay-Per-View and a family pack of AA batteries.
I'm equal opportunity.![]()
I was going to pack a *surprise* in his bag before we left, but he beat me home.![]()
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12. Take lessons on how to 'flow'.
14. Steal z-stomps debit card to get a call girl!![]()
He said the hookers left about a half-hour ago...![]()
order one of those mail order brides. imagine what SW would say when he shows up with it
Change his name and go into the SW Protection Program.
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