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    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    Thursday, August 4, 2005
    Wife wanted to cuddle; hubby wanted to watch sports
    Associated Press

    PANAMA CITY, Fla. -- A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television was sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer.

    Christopher Offord, 30, was sentenced Wednesday by Circuit Judge Dedee Costello, who said the brutality of the crime outweighed any mental problems Offord may have had.

    "The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her," the judge said. "Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant."

    Offord pleaded guilty to first-degree murder in the 2004 slaying of Dana Noser, 40, at his apartment.

    He confessed to a bartender at a sports bar before his arrest. He told investigators that his wife had been nagging him to come back to bed.

    Offord did not speak in court but said in a jailhouse interview in June: "I figured I killed her so I deserve to die."

    http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/news/story?id=2124333

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    I'm on a roll sa_butta's Avatar
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    70 times, Damn. That is a sports nut.
    Im sure he will be taking it in the ass now in jail.

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    Even I went to a GTG iminlakerland's Avatar
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    wtf thats insane!

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    Bruce Bowen 2.0 Horry For 3!'s Avatar
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    Crazy . I watch sports 24/7 but i'd never kill someone over sports. That is just ed up.

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    Veteran tw05baller's Avatar
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    70 times, one for every time the other team got a point

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    Seek True Love, within. bigzak25's Avatar
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    i expected to come into this thread to relate, but that is just horrible and sad.

    if the head had done his job properly, she would have been sound asleep anyway.

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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    Laker fan.

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    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    I wonder if he did the SportsCenter "da-da-da da-da-da" when he finished.

    /Window seat to , please.

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    Even I went to a GTG iminlakerland's Avatar
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    uhhh NO!

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    Veteran David Bowie's Avatar
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    That's just crazy. I also remembr reading something about a couple who were into S&M play, and the dude was a Spurs fan. And he would cane his partner for every point the Spurs scored. Good thing hte Spurs are a low scoring team.

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    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    That's just crazy. I also remembr reading something about a couple who were into S&M play, and the dude was a Spurs fan. And he would cane his partner for every point the Spurs scored. Good thing hte Spurs are a low scoring team.
    God, the Phoenix series must've sucked for him. Or maybe it was a good thing.

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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    And he would cane his partner for every point the Spurs scored.


    Gives the expression "Robert Horry for three!" new meaning . . .

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    Bleed Black Label Trooper 2112's Avatar
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    Damn, poor woman. 70 individual blows with a in hammer! Hopefully that wasnt a
    slow death

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    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    PhillyGirl 1Parker1's Avatar
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    And I thought that couple who named their child Parker Duncan Ginobili were Sports Fanatics.

    I wonder what game the guy was watching...........

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    Tennessee Spurs Fan usckk's Avatar
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    Figure skating.

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    PhillyGirl 1Parker1's Avatar
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    Figure skating.

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    License to Lillard tlongII's Avatar
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    I believe there's a lesson in there for women who date younger men.
    Last edited by tlongII; 08-04-2005 at 04:18 PM.

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    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    I believe there's lesson in there for women who date younger men.

    Be glad I'm not a cuddle-demander?

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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    Okay, guys and gals, be honest: what would you have done if your sweetie wanted to cuddle during the OT of Game 5 vs. Pistons?

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    PhillyGirl 1Parker1's Avatar
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    Given him a good kick in the you know what......to remind him of my priorities .

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    Morons, they couldn't cuddle while he watched sports? I thought marriage was about compromise.

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    JekkaIsGoddess Jekka's Avatar
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    Okay, guys and gals, be honest: what would you have done if your sweetie wanted to cuddle during the OT of Game 5 vs. Pistons?
    Your "sweetie" should know better than to try that in the first place. There's time for victory (or cheer yourself up) sex after the game - hold it in until then.

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    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    Morons, they couldn't cuddle while he watched sports? I thought marriage was about compromise.

    I concur.

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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    So then, 1P1 and Jekka, it sounds like you are showing some sympathy for Mr. Offord's position, then?


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