View Poll Results: What's Your Ideal Dick Size

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  • My Current Half A Carrot

    3 75.00%
  • A Pringles Can Of Chips

    0 0%
  • A Full Sized Plantain

    0 0%
  • A Summer Sausage

    1 25.00%
  • Ice Cream Sandwich

    0 0%
  • Koolaid's Dick

    0 0%
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  1. #1
    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    I would choose a pringles can...I just picked one up and measured it against my . Yall know boast 11.375 inches so I edge the Pringles can in length...and even though I'm no slouch the can has me beat on the girth. Yall should try it sometimes....I would be Master Won Kinobi with a that meaty...



    Dont be pussies...the poll is private...

  2. #2
    Spur-taaaa TDMVPDPOY's Avatar
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    I would choose a pringles can...I just picked one up and measured it against my . Yall know boast 11.375 inches so I edge the Pringles can in length...and even though I'm no slouch the can has me beat on the girth. Yall should try it sometimes....I would be Master Won Kinobi with a that meaty...



    Dont be pussies...the poll is private...
    stop talkin u chinese wanker

  3. #3
    Scarlett our Goddess4ever
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    the size of my thumb, so I don't have to wear super tight pants to wrap it up and to prevent it from obtruding tbh.

  4. #4
    Savvy Veteran spurraider21's Avatar
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    Dont be pussies...the poll is private...
    other users can see the choice(s) you selected.




  5. #5
    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    other users can see the choice(s) you selected.

    no Sherlock

  6. #6
    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    I would choose a pringles can...I just picked one up and measured it against my . Yall know boast 11.375 inches so I edge the Pringles can in length...and even though I'm no slouch the can has me beat on the girth. Yall should try it sometimes....I would be Master Won Kinobi with a that meaty...



    Dont be pussies...the poll is private...
    So you're not happy with your .

  7. #7
    Club Rookie of The Year DJR210's Avatar
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    The real question is why is Kool gathering data from ST..

  8. #8
    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Yvonne
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    Half a carrot?!

  9. #9
    Brutus NFO's Avatar
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    Kool probably used one of those "snack" size Pringles cans that are only like 3 inches long.

  10. #10
    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    So you're not happy with your .
    nope...I it's so small I have to jack off by shaking it...I can't even stroke it do you guys know where I'm coming from?

  11. #11
    Controversy Koolaid_Man's Avatar
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    Yes dear...half a carrot...one of those mini snack carrots

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