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    So recently I was up for a promotion in my company that I've been working at for a few years. First, I had to interview with the hiring manager. After re-reading the Art of War and memorizing the 9 different terrains of warfare, I was able to strategically manipulate her and land the job. But there was one problem, there were two software programs I had to know in order to succeed when in fact I had lied to the manager about my knowledge of the programs.

    There was only one solution. I hired somebody to do the work for me and when my boss would come in to check on me, I would throw him into the closet and pretend to be working on it myself. Now, I worked him so hard that his wife eventually cheated/divorced him, took the kids/house, you know....the whole shabang. But it didn't matter. I was going to rise to the top of the corporate ladder at all costs. He also started developing health problems due to starvation since I didn't let him take off for lunch. ing bas almost got me sick.

    Now once I finally started to learn the program by blatantly copying everything he did, his role was now useless. Since he was a foreigner, I told him that in America we like to joke about money and that he would be receiving nothing for his work. I also had him secretly killed and the body disposed of after I got my next promotion. Since he was dying of starvation anyway, I didn't really see the problem.

    Do you guys think I did anything wrong here?

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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    So you're Walmart?

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    W4A1 143 43CK? Nbadan's Avatar
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    You should incorporate...

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    moral victory, tbh. Franklin's Avatar
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    Compared to beating your women to life support and blowing up cars & killing innocent citizens, letting a dying modern-day slave die is probably the least evil a Paki could commit. Welcome back, Harlem, where's your "I'm gay" 2.0 thread?

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    I can't believe I actually read that immature bull .

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    Your pain: it runs deep! Sybok's Avatar
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    I can't believe I actually read that immature bull .
    Like you have better things to do. How's that crackerjack SIL of yours? He still "borrowing" cigarette money by she-proxy?

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    on instagram, str8 flexin DUNCANownsKOBE's Avatar
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    ^

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    The Timeless One Leetonidas's Avatar
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    I can't believe I actually read that immature bull .
    pedophile

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    Like you have better things to do. How's that crackerjack SIL of yours? He still "borrowing" cigarette money by she-proxy?
    So far it appears shoveling up my dogs would be a better thing to do than reading your junior high bull . Dude, we aren't 14 here, ok?

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    You see a sick ass pedophile you blow his ing brain out. That's my stance why ignore it?

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    The Timeless One Leetonidas's Avatar
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    Then go look in the mirror and get it over with

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    My Favorite Faded Fantasy The Gemini Method's Avatar
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    a' salaam

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    The Timeless One Leetonidas's Avatar
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    You sound like those sick s on Wilkos who claim how sick and disgusting it is to molest kids and how they would never harm their own children or any children and then they get exposed on the lie detector and still try to stand by their bull . Difference is you admitted to banging an underage girl and then try to rationalize it by saying everyone was doing it

    you sicken me

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