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    Taco is as Taco does sir Taco's Avatar
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    Why men shouldn't take messages

    Honey,
    Someone from the Gyna Colleges called.

    They said the Pabst Beer was fine.


    I thought you didn't like beer?

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    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
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    I don't get it


    Brew Ha Ha

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    At least it was written down. My husband has given me so many verbal messages over the years that sound like this: "Some girl called... She said you had her number..."

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    Instant classic forum...

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    may the force kick yo ass ObiwanGinobili's Avatar
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    At least it was written down. My husband has given me so many verbal messages over the years that sound like this: "Some girl called... She said you had her number..."


    I got a message like that from my husband one time... ocme to find out it was someone offering me a job. damn it!

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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    I thought this thread was going to be about this:

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    Men Do Have Trouble Hearing Women

    POSTED: 5:15 am MDT August 10, 2005
    UPDATED: 5:43 am MDT August 10, 2005

    You know how men are always accused of never listening to their wives or girlfriends?

    Well, now they have a scientific excuse.

    Women's voices are actually more difficult to listen to then men's voices.

    According to a medical journal published in England, and reported in London's Daily Mail, women's voices are more complex and are processed in the part of the brain that processes music.

    Men's voices, on the other hand, don't have quite a large or melodic range so they are a simpler to process.

    Link

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    SW: Hot As Hell
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    I thought this thread was a joke.

    Like as in:

    Why shouldn't men take messages?

    Because their woman should do it for them!

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    Nostradamas Jr.
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    I give my wife her messages, thankyou.



    They might be a few days late, and after something reminds me....but I give them to her.



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    No one is capable of answering the phone in my house but me. Good thing I have caller ID and voice mail.

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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    There is nothing wrong with Pabst Blue Ribbon. It must be you.

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    There is nothing wrong with Pabst Blue Ribbon. It must be you.



    thats classic

    and i love the Blue Ribbon

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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    Good night. They still make that swill?

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    My daughter hangs up on everyone that calls my house that isn't calling for her.

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    needs a margarita
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    My daughter hangs up on everyone that calls my house that isn't calling for her.
    I heart your daughter!

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    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    I heart your daughter!

    So if you want to talk to me, call my cell phone.

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    Good night. They still make that swill?

    swill? im drinkin one now...its the working mans beer

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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    Guess they were out of Carling's Black Label, Old Milwaukee, Schlitz, and Schafer's?

    What'll you have? Pabst Blue Ribbon!
    What'll you have? Pabst Blue Ribbon!
    What'll you have? Pabst Blue Ribbon!
    Pabst Blue Ribbon Beeeeeeeer!

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    thats classic

    and i love the Blue Ribbon
    $3.99 pitchers of the PBR at CrabbyJacks.

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    Generation ñ The sone's Avatar
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    $3.99 pitchers of the PBR at CrabbyJacks.

    what a bargain!!!
    anyone care to join me ill buy the first two

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    Taco is as Taco does sir Taco's Avatar
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    $3.99 pitchers of the PBR at CrabbyJacks.
    $3.99?!?!?!...I'm there!!!

    All you women come over after your done at the Colleges

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