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I've said a few of those things.....but I'm not pointing out which ones.
It's an old list, but still funny IMO.
1. I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.
2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
3. I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!
4. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?
5. That was a great fart! Do another one!
6. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
7. You're so sexy when you're hungover.
8. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
9. Let's subscribe to Hustler.
10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?
11. Honey..our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!
12. I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?
13. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy yourself new clubs.
14. I understand fully... our anniversary comes every year for Christ's sake, you go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever.
15. Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a rack of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tamara over for a threesome!
16. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8.
17. God..if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!
18. I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for you
19. What do you mean today's our anniversary?
20. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.
21. Oh, this diamond is way too big!
22. Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being "just friends".
23. Bar food again?? Kick ass!!
24. I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class.
25. That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool! I'm gonna go over and talk to her.
26. I love hearing stories about your old girlfriends... tell me more.
27. I like using this new lawn mower so much more than the old one! What a wonderful Valentines Day!
28. Honey, come here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot off of Stephanie's butt!
29. Damn! I love it when my pillow smells like your cigars and scotch.
30. I'm tired of cuddling.
I've said a few of those things.....but I'm not pointing out which ones.
where es des woman...i want to build her a cake or somthing...
One of these days....One of these days.15. Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a rack of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tamara over for a threesome!
Been there done that.
chicks who say stuff like that only like guys with skills,...num-chuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills.
Put that movie up already man!
why dont you go eat a decroded peice of crap!
Got to have skills...
Last edited by 1369; 08-11-2005 at 08:01 AM.
Man i had a woman like that before, but she went psychotic whenever i didnt answer my phone at times........i couldnt deal with it anymore
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