Avante the quarterback by cantthinkofanything

[cantthinkofanything]

He walked to the line yelling, "hut hut hut"
but his eyes were glued to the ball snapper's butt
the ball was hiked into his groin
excitement spread throughout his loins
he shot his load on the brown pigskin
he yelled, "afrosheen!" and he did it again
his knickname throughout the land still lingers
"Avante, Sir got, Ballface Sticky Fingers"

[cantthinkofanything]

He walked to the line yelling, "hut hut hut"
but his were glued to the ball snapper's butt
the ball was hiked into his groin
excitement spread throughout his loins
he shot his load on the brown pigskin
he yelled, "afrosheen!" and he did it again
his knickname throughout the land still lingers
"Avante, Sir got, Ballface Sticky Fingers"

cue Avante playing dumb with something like, "listen little man, don't ya get it. with my speed and strength...that's right...linebacker'

list of best black linebackers goes here

[Avante]

there I stood ball in hand
surveying the field
looking for some man on man

I dodged the pass rush
as only I can do
then I let it fly
hit my man
between the 8 and the 2

yep, another touchdown
another score
so take that CTOA
ya one legged

Best black linebackers..

Ray Lewis
Patrick Willis
Navarro Bowman
Mike Singletary
Willie Laneir
Bobby Bell
Sam Mills
Lawrence Taylor
Derrick Thomas

[CavsSuperFan]

You are both crackers...

[Clipper Nation]

looking for some man on man

First honest thing you've ever posted, tbh....

[Avante]

First honest thing you've ever posted, tbh....

I'll go slow...

In football there is zone coverage, that's where a DB plays an area of the field, ok ya with me dummy? Then there is...man on man...coverage, guess what that means?

Is this one dumb or what?