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IN MUTHER IN .
ceremonial pouring out of my chocolate nutty friend in 3, 2, ......
i have 4.
beer.
(miller lite preferably, but, it, if it's cold, i'll drink it, but blonde beer fo sure)
weed.
(i don't think i need it anymore, i might stop, but that's easy to say cuz i don't have any currently. we'll see when i get tempted.)
pretty girls.(self explanatory)
cursing.... , i wasn't gonna say that one...
and lastly....having multiple 1/2 gallon, rocky road ice cream benders...in my car, while driving home...while i cry softly to myself.
i come home looking like i blew a chocolate snowman.
i guess that's 5 then, it's a long road ahead.
step right up peeps, the flo is all yours.
i need to go find a toke and see if there's any in beer in the fridge....oh ...i just remembered my secret stash of hagendazz in my glove compartment.... , surely the has melted by now...eh, i'll go check anyway...brb.
IN MUTHER IN .
ceremonial pouring out of my chocolate nutty friend in 3, 2, ......
1) Crown and Cook
2) Gambling
3) Michelob Ultra
4) Women
5) Oriental Food in large quantaties. (Damn you mom)
i hear that, i was too embarrassed to list my General Tso's chicken fetish.
I too have cried myself to sleep whilst feasting on a culinary item. Only mine was $1 Totinos party pizza, that's a good amount of pizza for a buck.
damn trainwreck, i'm a fat guy, i'll feel your pain.
i used to eat a totino's six pack....they cooked quick in the micro and you could fold them in half for that authentic NY Pizza experience........
damn...the six pack
I just had an order of fried rice and orange chicken I brought to work with me from The Panda.
why you trying to torture me man?
damn, now i have to add envy as a vice. !
not to mention i'm running out of computer monitors on my end....
i like mixing the rice and the orange chicken together. gets the rice stuck to the sides of chicken. MMMMMM GOOD.
you heartless bas .
it, i'm high and on my second beer already anyway, time for a joyride to desflood's neighborhood on the way to a latenight tc's run. Yah!
, i just saw the remains of my chocolate deceased friend again....
i just can't handle this rollercoaster ride of death and despair in the valley of fatness, i better just call it right now. Goodnight you late night peeps. I gotta get up in 4 hours. yippidy in do. peace, love and laughs, i'm out...okay one more for fun....
Still on Chicago time, I see.
Get crunk.
Dowutchyalike... who the cares? You only live once, so do whatever feels good and let others worry about it.
i always KNEW you were a wise mutha a, dawg. props.
and ONLY 14 minutes late for me today....that's a record.
i like this one...
ok, here goes
1. Cologne - I cant so much as even WALK by Sephora without going in and looking around, and probably buying something. I have a Macy's story that happened this past weekend, I wont get into it now. If you look in my bathroom, It could double as a cologne counter at Foley's
2. Gambling - Cards, football, bowling it dosent matter!
3. Cars - Classics to Italians, dosent matter, attendng as many car shows as either a judge, or a compe or, it is still a vice for me!
I guess this counts too.
since I use Vise Grips in my bowling balls!!!
1) My girlfriend
2) Basketball (watching, playing, talking...you name it)
3) Spurstalk (naturally)
4) PartyPoker
5) Full House Sesame Chicken
6) The occasional drink or cigarette
7) Anything overloaded with chocolate
8) Apple Jacks
Corona
Hurricanes
Martinis
Gambling
Hot es
Spurstalk
Basketball
Are you a guy or a girl?
In no particular order:
mexican food
pron
michelob light
computers
video games
football, basketball, baseball
fantasy sports
kinda breakin into a new one, poker
women
Cologne = Guy
if I would have said Perfume that would have implied that I was a girl, correct?
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