GOP's Legislative Agenda (Onion)

[Spurminator]

With the GOP formally taking control of Congress today following victories in November’s midterm elections, House and Senate Republicans are in a strong position to push their legislative agenda. Here’s a look at their top priorities:

• Decreasing government’s role in what is left of education
• Overturning landmark compromises, concessions, and accommodations of Obama legacy
• Following through with their unique interpretation of improving women’s health care
• Spurring job growth by creating thousands of new jobs investigating Benghazi
• Putting an end to old era of congressional gridlock, dysfunction, and wastefulness; beginning new era of congressional paralysis, failure, and squandering
• Getting all objectionable comments out of party members’ systems right now so as not to be remembered by 2016
• Pretty much just picking up right where they left off last term
• Trying to identify some kind of tangible Democratic achievement on gun control to undo
• Aiming high for a steady congressional approval rating of 16 percent
• After all political goals achieved, governing

[boutons_deux]

anybody hear of ANYTHING on the Repugs hit list that actually helps jobs, the economy, Human-Americans, the environment?

my big fear is that some nominally Dem Senators will vote with Repugs to overturn Obama's numerous vetoes.