Amateur: Duke v UNC game thread

[Venti Quattro]

Anyone watching this ? Might be more interesting than the NBA games right now

[Clipper Nation]

College basketball

[Infinite_limit]

Just finished at the local pub with my DUKE jersey. #1 Seed, 2nd Best team in Nation. Bring on Kentucka!

[lefty]

College basketball

[spurraider21]

College basketball

cant beat a zone defense
aimlessly swinging the ball around the perimeter for 40 seconds before some unathletic white guy jacks up a 3
every shot is either a transition layup or a 3

[lefty]

cant beat a zone defense
aimlessly swinging the ball around the perimeter for 40 seconds before some unathletic white guy jacks up a 3
every shot is either a transition layup or a 3

[Clipper Nation]

cant beat a zone defense
aimlessly swinging the ball around the perimeter for 40 seconds before some unathletic white guy jacks up a 3
every shot is either a transition layup or a 3

Old gots who think this is better than the NBA because "they have heart and they try hard!!!" (translation: they're slow, white and unathletic) and "they actually play defense!!!" (translation: nobody can shoot)
The full-court press actually working consistently because nobody can handle the ball
Only watchable during March Madness, and even that has more to do with upsets and the brackets than the actual on-court product
Just like povertyball, it shouldn't even count as a sport

[lefty]

Old gots who think this is better than the NBA because "they have heart and they try hard!!!" (translation: they're slow, white and unathletic) and "they actually play defense!!!" (translation: nobody can shoot)
The full-court press actually working consistently because nobody can handle the ball
Only watchable during March Madness, and even that has more to do with upsets and the brackets than the actual on-court product
Just like baseball, it shouldn't even count as a sport

[spurraider21]

college basketball
baseball
soccer

[Clipper Nation]

Lumping in a great SPORT like baseball with trash like third-world kickball and college basketball
NASCAR is more of a sport than poorball or college hoops

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Why is it not surprising that two Asians are acting tough on the Internet with historically bad takes about American sports, and even being behind on an International sport leave it to Asians..

s need to go back to making that bourbon chicken with fried rice and/or hitting the textbooks.

[spurraider21]

great SPORT like baseball

[Infinite_limit]

DUKE has more 1st Rounders in the starting lineup than most of the bottom feeders in the NBA. They play defense, smart IQs and superior at shooting the basketball

[Clipper Nation]

And yet Rat Face will choke again in the tournament and then get slapped on the wrist (if that) for covering for a rapist.

[spurraider21]

Why is it not surprising that two Asians are acting tough on the Internet with historically bad takes about American sports, and even being behind on an International sport leave it to Asians..

s need to go back to making that bourbon chicken with fried rice and/or hitting the textbooks.

girlfriend's sister dumped her cats on him
got evicted because of said cats
political science major
wrote re ed 15 page papers on bull like " what is freedom "
thinks he's smart because he read the wikipedia entry for Rousseau's Social Contract
everybody else read it in high school
wanted to go to law school, but was scared off by the LSAT
massage therapy school instead
henrik sedin
daniel sedin

[Infinite_limit]

And yet Rat Face will choke again in the tournament and then get slapped on the wrist (if that) for covering for a rapist.

[Venti Quattro]

Duke was solid in crunch time. Ugh that passing error by UNC

[Seventyniner]

cant beat a zone defense
aimlessly swinging the ball around the perimeter for 40 seconds before some unathletic white guy jacks up a 3
every shot is either a transition layup or a 3

When did this turn into a Rockets thread?

[daslicer]

Not a fan college basketball but I do from time to time watch the top teams play to get a gauge of the top NBA prospects. Jalil Okafor looks like he's going to be a 20-10 player in the NBA.

[cd021]

35 second shot clock is trash, 24 seconds or don't call it basketball.

[Killakobe81]

Just finished at the local pub with my DUKE jersey. #1 Seed, 2nd Best team in Nation. Bring on Kentucka!

Kentucky gonna tap dat Duke Ass

[Infinite_limit]

35 second shot clock is trash, 24 seconds or don't call it basketball.

I think the argument is slimming down the shot clock gives more talented schools an even bigger advantage

[Infinite_limit]

Duke was solid in crunch time. Ugh that passing error by UNC

-REWATCHING-




*Turning Point*
14:36 remaining. Paige hits 3pointer to put Heels up 7. Winslow is on bench with foul trouble


- Okafor forces turnover / Goaltending on UNC.......Okafor OUT/Plumlee IN [Down 5]
- Pinson brick / Ty drives 2 FTs [Down 3]
- 10 second violation / Ty layup injury......Ty OUT/Grayson IN [Down 1]
- UNC 2 FTs / Grayson drive & Jefferson tip in [Down 1]
- Paige brick / Jefferson rebound & M.Jones 3 pointer [Up 2]

[Raven]

girlfriend's sister dumped her cats on him
got evicted because of said cats
political science major
wrote re ed 15 page papers on bull like " what is freedom "
thinks he's smart because he read the wikipedia entry for Rousseau's Social Contract
everybody else read it in high school
wanted to go to law school, but was scared off by the LSAT
massage therapy school instead
henrik sedin
daniel sedin

well that was awfully specific

[100%duncan]

cant beat a zone defense
aimlessly swinging the ball around the perimeter for 40 seconds before some unathletic white guy jacks up a 3
every shot is either a transition layup or a 3

This right here is the ing truth