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Well done.
So without further ado, here are my unbiased, unhyped matchup breakdown of ME Vs. MICHEAL JORDAN
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Micheal vs Jaffies
OFFENSE
Sure Micheal has a decent jump shot, and you know...that 30 ppg thing, but come on... the guy is washed up! I, on the other hand, have youth on my side. If anything, I've barely began the decent from the peak of my athletic abilities. I once sank 13 free throws IN A ROW in my career as a Junior High standout.
Winner: Me. Put me on a team with the greatest coach in basketball history and I would score 40 a night!
DEFENSE
Perimeter D: Defensive POY my ass!!! That one time Allen Iverson crossed Jordan over was it, man. One time in my driveway...I beat BOTH my neice and nephew in a game of 21...and guess what their COMBINED score was??.....yeah, that's right: 12. 'Dem little bas s only sank 4 FG's on me and the other 4 points were on FT's. Back home they call me the condom; because you only have a 1% chance of getting by me!!!
Winner: Me, by a landslide...c'mon
REBOUNDING
OK...this one goes to Jordan...ONLY because he's 6'6" and I'm short enough to land the role of Tatu in a remake of Fantasy Island.
Winner: ME, es. I changed my mind...if Rodman can outrebound Jordan, so can I.
PASSING
Can you say "ballhog"? Jordan doesn't pass. C'mon...seriously, have you EVER seen Mike dish off a decent looking no-look-behind-the-back-off-the-backboard-off-the-garden-gnome-through-the-legs-off-my-uncle's-El Camino pass??? I don't think so!!!
Winner: Me...oh, and I'm probably better at passing gas, too.
OVERALL
Outside of height, Jordan's got nuttin' on me. If it weren't for my chronic carpal-tunnel from chatting with completely legal chicks online, I would easily have 6 or 7 rings.
Winner:ME
Number of Chuck-E-Cheese tickets won from Hoop-Shoot...
Me: 857
MJ: 0 . ..........................NUFF SAID!!!
The Defense Rests, es!
Well done.
You guys are idiots.
who gave him access to the computer, its way passed his bed time
Nice job.
very nice. thank God we have so many unbiassed posters these days.
Too funny!
hahahhahahhahhaha
Yes it's clear that you are better than MJ
... but you do realize that the Pacers' 12th man is also better than Jordan was in his prime don't you.
Someone should draw up comparison charts for Stephen Jackson and Ron Artest juxtaposed to other crackheads.......
Nice!
holy ...
bravo!
yes you are better than jordan, and in his prime back then,
hes still no match for you.. and pretty much the rest of the
pacers bench, is greater than jordan!!
Damn dude! You are a serious ass kicker!
Next time I'm picking teams in the driveway I want dibs on you!
If there wasn't so much blatant sizeism in the NBA you would clearly be in the hall of fame!
one guy makes a post and you think its all Spurs fans....you are the idiot.You guys are idiots
jaffies is BRILLIANT!
Did the joke get lost in translation?
Welcome back to the forum, stranger!
LOL
Are you in the Pacers draft?
Lebron, is that you?
That's what would one call pacing the unbiased worldwide movement...
Last edited by dunkman; 09-04-2005 at 09:40 PM.
Dam how the Pacers get in this? Why do you guys have soo much hatred towards them?
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