"She wanted to be hugged, she was a happy baby...."

[.G.]

A Chicago grandmother cut a 9-month-old girl’s throat with a power saw to stop the baby’s crying, then tried to kill herself Monday morning, police sources said...

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...icle-1.2143546

[The Gemini Method]

No more surprises to be had when discussing Chiraq.

[DD]

Why's a grandmother have a skilsaw?

[cantthinkofanything]

Why's a grandmother have a skilsaw?

to quiet babies.

[Pauly D]

There needs to be an expressway to having a bullet to the head for people like this. No lethal injection, no gas, no electric chair (do they still use that?), just a good ol pistol to the back of the head Gestapo style

[mouse]

There needs to be an expressway to having a bullet to the head for people like this. No lethal injection, no gas, no electric chair (do they still use that?), just a good ol pistol to the back of the head Gestapo style

Hey you want to rent schindler's list before we meet up at the gun range tomorrow?

[Pauly D]

Hey you want to rent schindler's list before we meet up at the gun range tomorrow?

This scene was literally what I had in mind. This one and the one with the female engineer

[DMC]

Why's a grandmother have a skilsaw?

For decapitating babies.

[Pauly D]

For decapitating babies.

I thought it was funnier the first time I heard it.

to quiet babies.

[angrydude]

God, buy a blowdryer and keep it on. There are easier ways.

[Pauly D]

literally just hold the nose and mouth closed. It's a damn baby, it wouldn't even know how to pry your fingers off even if it could

[DMC]

I thought it was funnier the first time I heard it.

I have his ignored, can't read it.

[cantthinkofanything]

I thought it was funnier the first time I heard it.

Ha. That always steals my jokes. That's why I have him on ignore. He's so gay.