Thanks to Avante and Maalox For Building Up My Confidence To Talk To Girls

[Koolaid_Man]

So I met a new girl at work last night while removing extra grease from the grill....we had a very good discussion about possiblities...and it basically went like this....

[Blake]

If you're thanking Avante, how old was the girl

[Koolaid_Man]

If you're thanking Avante, how old was the girl

LOL - she was of age...19...all he did was advise me to use nursery rhymes to get her...for example he told me to sing the patty cake song while sucking on a Popsicle....

[apalisoc_9]

I thought you were boning Maalox kool?

What happened with that? She get tired of you?

[Avante]

My first broken heart happened in kindergarden, her name was Karen. Her dad got a better job so they moved away. Since then I've had more girlfriends than I can remember and once out on the streets more pussy can I can remember. If I had to guess, hmmmm? a couple 100 at least. Haven't gone a week withoout ing since I got out of the Navy. It's no different than eating dinner or getting dressed, it's simply part of life.

Then we see little s like this freak, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! So ing dumb he can't figure out sex is not all that exciting/interesting to talk about CONSTANTLY AND CONSTANTLY AND CONSTANTLY, actually it's boring as . We all , so what? What's the big deal?

Kool, grow the up, ok little man? We all , we expect to get ed, ok? Stop acting as if it's huge event, it's not, ok?

Only little dumbass kids play this....I GOT SOME PUSSY YIPPPPPPEEEE, WOW, YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~~~~~~~~~~

"Not Too Kool"

he's never had any
and we can see why
if he did
he'd probably fall over
and die

[Blake]

My first broken heart happened in kindergarden, her name was Karen.

You're throwing alley oops up to the wrong basket

[Avante]

You're throwing alley oops up to the wrong basket

Speaking of freaks, look at this little , constantly following me around and I haven't talked to him in months and won't be, he's only here to see who he can bug and it's obvious.

Now he's so excited that I even acknowledged his existance he'll all over himself with an instant response, I gurantee it. That's how well I know this little prick.

[Blake]

Lol fat ol

[Avante]

See how easy this was, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! Do I own me a Blake or what?

Who here would constantly follow others around who totally ignore them? Is this one ed dude or what?

And, that took a mere seconds, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mr. T]

You're both losers.

[Avante]

You're both losers.

Don't with me ya little prick, ok? I'm not the idiot calling myself Mr T, which is ing re ed.

[Twisted_Dawg]

Don't with me ya little prick, ok? I'm not the idiot calling myself Mr T, which is ing re ed.