Genius move imo
"..... High school football player Zack Clements had no heartbeat for 20 minutes after suffering sudden cardiac arrest during a PE class at his school. He was rushed to hospital, and doctors were about to declare him dead when his pulse returned.
17-year-old woke up in an intensive care unit several days later, and says that he met Jesus while he was unconscious."When I was out those 20 minutes, I saw a man who had long ruffled hair and kind of a thick beard, and it didn't take me long to realise that that was Jesus," Clements told local*CBS Dallas-Fort Worth.....
....the family has raised $10,000 so far"
http://www.christiantoday.com/articl...beat/54164.htm
Genius move imo
The lord works in mysterious (and often profitable) ways.
You must have a hair lip, or giant tumor, or maybe are just butt ugly. Look deeper though and you might find out why God made you look that way. Might make a good conversion movie.
^that's a fair psychological analysis
That was deep.
No, but why do you believe God created tumors and ugly people
different for each case. In your case, I would imagine it was so that people would avoid talking to you and wasting all their time.
You're talking to me now. Answer the question
Show me your hairlip.
^ Wasted burn
LOL. I should make a movie just so I can put in that line.
I love the whole "I'm a kid who died and saw Jesus" get-rich-quick scheme that seems to be growing in popularity. lol
ty article (but look at the source).
He was dead for 20 minutes and suddenly his heart starts beating again miraculously. Praise Jesus. Let's not even mention the team of people from the first responders to the paramedics to the ER crew that no doubt worked their ass off to save the kid. They had nothing to do with it. All those people did was send him a bill.
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