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    Whooooooooooooooooo!!! If this was Kobe you'd be blaming him for the failures of God!!!

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    I thought only PPG mattered, big homie?

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    I thought only PPG mattered, big homie?
    Don't ride my nuts now.

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    Go on, Luva, CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Shooting 33% this series. Oh boy.

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    Go on, Luva, CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Settle down Colonel Sanders.

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    Thats really bad.

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    16% in the 4th and OT

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    Go on, Luva, CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    16% in the 4th and OT
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    Shooting 33% this series. Oh boy.
    Wow, is this true?

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    Thats really bad.
    Its worse than that... he's only still in this due to that Quacker.

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    Does Amy get more than Tim?

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    Does Amy get more than Tim?
    Do know about that. But we know Magic got more than Cookie as proven when Magic announced it on live TV. LMAO.

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    Its worse than that... he's only still in this due to that Quacker.
    Will he ever recover from that open head surgery?

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    Do know about that. But we know Magic got more than Cookie as proven when Magic announced it on live TV. LMAO.
    Mid

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    Will he ever recover from that open head surgery?
    Not sure, but for some reason I wondered if the glue they used would help his hairline grow back.

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    Not sure, but for some reason I wondered if the glue they used would help his hairline grow back.
    Maybe he should put a blonde wig on and paint some stripes on his face. That would give him some strength for sure.

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    Maybe he should put a blonde wig on and paint some stripes on his face. That would give him some strength for sure.
    What you talking bout, suga lips...


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    Them lips have sucked on a lot of ties. Meanwhile, you were online trying to figure out how to implement Naruto's business model and thinking about how great it would be if he would have sex with Sasuke.

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    Fourth Shinobi World War
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    Please note that this is the Narutopedia's article on the actual war. If you are looking for the article on the story arc then you should head to Fourth Shinobi World War: Confrontation. For other uses, see Fourth Shinobi World War (disambiguation).
    The Fourth Shinobi World War (第四次忍界大戦, Daiyoji Ninkai Taisen, English TV: Fourth Great Ninja War) was a conflict between the Allied Shinobi Forces and Akatsuki. The battle began on the 8th of October and lasted until the 10th, with the victory of the Allied Forces, the complete collapse of Akatsuki and the sealing of the Ten-Tails.[1]
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    Preparations for War

    Its beginning was declared by Tobi when the five Kage and the leader of the Land of Iron unanimously refused to surrender the Eight-Tails and the Nine-Tailed Demon Fox for his Eye of the Moon Plan. He then stated that he would use the seven tailed beasts already captured by the Akatsuki in combating the ninja world. After this the Fifth Kazekage, the Fifth Mizukage, the Fourth Raikage, the Third Tsuchikage, and General Mifune agreed to form a Shinobi Alliance, pooling all their resources against Tobi. Later the daimyōof the Five Great Shinobi Countries approved the coalition and the Fifth Hokage joined the alliance whileKabuto Yakushi formed an alliance with Tobi.
    Both factions began by gathering their strength and collecting intelligence about the other side in preparation for the upcoming hostilities. Kisame gathered intelligence on Kumogakure's military strength and on Killer Bwhile travelling with him everywhere hidden inside Samehada. Anko Mitarashi and her team tracks Kabuto Yakushi, which led them to Tobi's headquarters. Other Shinobi Alliance teams have fanned out to collect other information about Akatsuki and their hideouts.
    At the start, Kabuto had formed an alliance with Tobi, demonstrating his use of the Summoning: Impure World Reincarnation technique and increasing the forces of Akatsuki with the reincarnation of deceased members of the organisation. The Five Kage had also decided to hide the two remaining jinchūriki, Narutoand Killer B on an island in the Land of Lightning. Hiding Killer B and Naruto had the unintended result of allowing Naruto to learn to control the Nine-Tails chakra, much like the way Killer B has of the Eight-Tails (in the anime, however, Tsunade had intended for Naruto to train with B from the beginning). Having been successful in his training, Naruto has exhibited increased speed and strength when utilising the controlled chakra of the Nine-Tails but lacks the same finesse that Killer B had exhibited in utilising the Eight-Tails', crashing into the wall and crushing rocks whenever he uses the Nine-Tails chakra.
    Despite being captured in the end and committing suicide to keep the information he held secret, Kisame was able to finish Akatsuki's preparations for the War by sending a summon shark with a scroll to his comrades, divulging the proximate location of the Turtle Island. With the battle between the two forces seeming to be on the horizon, Tobi dispatched Kabuto to retrieve the Nine-Tails and Eight-Tails with the reincarnated Deidara, but was stopped by Ōnoki, Akatsuchi and Kurotsuchi who were going to reinforce the forces on the Island Turtle. Kabuto escaped with Yamato, further adding to the intelligence sources that Akatsuki has on the Shinobi Alliance and also strengthening the White Zetsu Army clones with Yamato's powers.
    Both the Allied Shinobi Forces and Akatsuki have amassed considerable forces for this war; 80,000 shinobi and samurai total make up the Alliance versus 100,000 Zetsu clones and reincarnated shinobi supplied by Kabuto making up Tobi's army.
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    Allied Shinobi Forces

    The Allied Shinobi Forces' "Great Battle Regiment".
    The Allied Shinobi Forces created by the Five Great Nations and the Samurai of the Land of Iron consists of five main divisions, with Gaara of the Sand as the Regimental Commander. The 1st Division consists of mid-range fighters and is led by Darui. The Second Division is made up of close-range fighters and is led byKitsuchi. The 3rd Division is under the command of Kakashi Hatake, and features both close- and mid-range fighters. The 4th Division contains only long-range fighters under the control of Gaara. Shikamaru is Gaara's right hand man and proxy commander of the Fourth Division as well. Finally, the 5th division was created for the purpose of special operations, and features ninja with unique skills. Mifune is the leader of these special operatives. There are also four special divisions formed for the war. The Logistical Support and Medical Division led by Shizunecomprises of medical ninja, the Surprise Attack Division led by Kankurō, has the task to ambush the enemy forces. The third is the Sensor Division with Ao as captain, and finally the Intelligence Division headed byInoichi Yamanaka is intended to gather information and relay it to Gaara for strategy's sake.
    Name Position
    A Supreme Leader of the Allied Shinobi Forces
    Gaara Regimental Commander of the Allied Shinobi Forces, 4th Division Commander
    Darui 1st Division Commander
    Kitsuchi 2nd Division Commander
    Kakashi Hatake 3rd Division Commander
    Shikamaru Nara 4th Division Proxy Commander
    Mifune 5th Division Commander
    Shizune Logistical Support and Medical Division Captain
    Kankurō Surprise Attack Division Captain
    Ao Sensor Division Captain
    Inoichi Yamanaka Intelligence Division Captain
    Mei Terumī Daimyō Protection Squad Captain
    Shikaku Nara Chief Strategist
    Akatsuki

    Akatsuki's forces.
    Akatsuki is only composed of Tobi and Zetsu. Their primary military force is composed of 100,000 Zetsu clones created through a combination of the tailed beasts' chakra and Hashirama Senju's power. Tobi plans to use Sasuke Uchiha once he has recovered from his Mangekyō Sharingan transplant. Kabuto Yakushi has also formed an alliance with Akatsuki, reincarnating a large number of once-famous and powerful shinobi to supplement the White Zetsu Army.

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    Initial Deployment

    A diagram illustrating the Allied Shinobi Force's initial deployment.
    Analysing their own and their enemy's location, the Allied Shinobi Forces have decided that Akatsuki will send a small fraction of their army by sea from theMountains' Graveyard (Akatsuki's hideout) to Kumogakure, and that most of the army will travel by land. This would require the army to move through both theLand of Frost and the Land of Hot Water. An immediate evacuation notice was sent to both countries, and they will most likely evacuate to the south, in the Land of Fire. The First Division, which is the mid-range battle division, is stationed in the northern part of the Land of Lightning, in order to prevent the Akatsuki from using the small gulf to infiltrate the area from Mountain's Graveyard. The Second Division, or short-range battle division, is on the border of the Land of Lightning and the Land of Frost, sealing a northerly path into the Land of Lightning. The Third Division, or the short- to mid-range battle division, was advancing fast through the middle of the Land of Frost, but was called into the northern part of the Land of Hot Water to aid the Surprise Attack Division. TheFourth Division, the long-range battle division, is on the border of the Land of Lightning and the Land of Frost, sealing a southerly path into the Land of Lightning. Mifune's Fifth Division, the special battle division, is aligned in a large arc from the north part of the Land of Frost, through the middle of the border between the Land of Frost and the Land of Lightning, all the way to just south of the First Division, in order to aid any of the divisions that need immediate response, and to finish the seal on the Land of Frost and the Land of Lightning's border.
    Secondary Deployment

    The initial Secondary deployment of the forces.
    As the confrontation develops, resulting in both the First and Fourth Divisions opposing two separate yet equally significant contingents of the enemy's forces,Shikaku Nara devises a strategy to better reflect the conflict's current developments. Confronted with two distinct groups, the decision is made not to individualise the targets and instead concentrate entirely on those facing Darui's First Division, by connecting their forces with those stationed within the Easterly end of Mifune's Fifth Division. The majority of Kitsuchi's Second Division will move simultaneously to this, proceeding along the ocean and sandwiching the enemy force in a pincer-manoeuvre, while the remainder attends to the adversaries that they are already battling.
    The secondary deployment with support.
    Consequently, this will severely thin out the Second Division but as the Fifth Division fills in the gaps left behind by the Second Division, it will match that of the Fifth Division's formation, which then provides a solitary yet solid line of defence. As this occurs, Gaara's Fourth Division will make a slow retreat while moving into a sideways chevron formation, luring the enemy into following them. Eventually the top portion of this 'line' will break away and join the First Division, giving them yet further support.
    Once the first targeted group of enemies is defeated, the joint forces of the First and supporting Fourth Division will switch to the remaining opposition at Gaara's Fourth Division, approaching from behind and decimating them in a single decisive strike. However; this preliminary plan relies upon the swift mobilisation of the Second and Fifth Divisions, so as to best employ Kitsuchi's units experience in combating the current enemy, and the belief that the opposition will be unable to mount a full attack upon the retreating long-range battle division, due partially to the enemy's su ion over why the Fourth Division would split and their inability to get in close.
    Night-time Deployment

    As darkness falls and the remainder of the troops reallocate their forces in favour of observation, the Alliance takes the opportunity to centralise the Logistical Support and Medical Division behind their defences to attend to all the wounded shinobi. The compound is guarded by two Akimichi clan members at its only entrance and the chakra of anyone entering the compound is verified and cross referenced with the Alliance's headquarters, to prevent the infiltration of hostile intruders.
    However, in spite of these various precautions, the Alliance's considerable defences fail to thwart the intrusion of a significant quan y of disguised White Zetsu Army clones and the resultant fatalities caused by the opposition's subsequent movements. As chaos ensues with individuals unable to ascertain friend from foe due to the chakra mimicking properties of the aforementioned clones, Shikaku Nara is tasked with the creation of a solution to counter this sudden perilous development. Despite much thought, he concludes that only Naruto's recently awakened capability to discern a person's "evil" intent, presents a viable resolution and due to his Shadow Clone Technique, many of the issues occurring within the dispersed divisions are solved simultaneously. This decision prompts the mobilisation of both jinchūriki in preparation for the following day.
    Akatsuki

    Day One Deployment

    Much less was initially known about the Akatsuki strategy, but it was made evident that their primary objective remained the acquisition of the surviving jinchūriki. From the small amount of information that had been divulged; Kabuto would maintain direct manipulation of the movements of the reincarnated individuals until they had reached their appointed destinations, with the intention of eradicating their personalities when the actual conflict began to turn them into mindless implements of death, while still manipulating any emotional response they could potentially illicit to full advantage, in the hopes of inflicting further damage. During the course of this approach, a small Surprise Attack and Diversion Platoon (comprised of Sasori,Deidara, Chūkichi and Shin) would attack from the air, utilising bombs and traps to disperse the enemy. However, realising that the movement of their entire army in such a large and apparent fashion would be far too con uous, the decision was instead undertaken to dislocate the 100,000 White Zetsu Army clones beneath the ground, in order to thoroughly conceal the approach of the main contingent of their forces. Though a large amount of these clones were eventually unearthed, thousands more were able to proceed unobstructed underground to their respective battlegrounds, due in part to the diversionary tactics made possible by the addition of Kabuto's reincarnated shinobi.
    Concurrent to the developing conflict, Black Zetsu would utilise the resulting turmoil in order to infiltrate thedaimyō's safe house as per Tobi's orders, with the sole intention of using these valued captives as bargaining chips to draw out the jinchūriki. However, with the jinchūriki's decision to expose themselves and take direct action before this assignments completion, it was deemed unnecessary and so Black Zetsu's role was altered to instead engage with the daimyō's guards, ensuring their continued separation from the remainder of the Allied Shinobi Forces.

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    Night-time Deployment

    As the confrontation progresses and night falls upon the first day, Tobi's true intentions and the reasons behind his confidence in his original strategy, which didn't account for Kabuto's inclusion or contributions, is revealed. The two opposing sides would effectively be forced into a staring contest as the Allied Shinobi Forces focus on tightening defences and tending to the wounded or resting. Tobi, aware that this would make the Allied Shinobi completely reliant upon their sensor shinobi in order to remain vigilant, then begins taking this advantage of this by utilising the Zetsu clones' Subs ute Technique in conjunction with the chakra obtained from members of the Allied Shinobi Forces during the previous battles. By covertly placing these transformed Zetsu among the injured and scattered troops of the Allied Shinobi, they could then proceed to assassinate any isolated individuals while remaining undetected. This results in causing chaos and disagreement within the ranks of the Allied Shinobi who begin to suspect one another of committing these deeds without any definitive proof, but while also minimising the causalities suffered by the Akatsuki forces in the process. In addition, the attack of the transformed Zetsu also aimed to force the shinobi alliance to counter these insurgents, placing Naruto in the battlefield whose ability to recognise "evil" intent Tobi has learned from the intel gathered by Kisame.
    Unbeknownst to the opposition, Tobi had also begun developing further contingencies in preparation for the second day of the conflict, creating his own Six Paths of Pain by utilising the former jinchūriki and customising them with both a Rinnegan and a Sharingan.
    Day One

    Battle at Mountains' Graveyard

    Location: Mountains' GraveyardCombatantsAkatsuki: Kabuto Yakushi, Surprise Attack and Diversion PlatoonAllied Shinobi Forces: Infiltration and Reconnaissance PartyDurationManga: Chapter #516 to #517Anime: Naruto: Shippūden #261 to #262Outcome: Infiltration and Reconnaissance Party are all captured. Muta Aburame manages to send intel back to HQ. Akatsuki tactical victory. Allied Shinobi Forces strategic victory.When Akatsuki starts mobilising from the Mountains' Graveyard, Anko Mitarashi orders the rest of theInfiltration and Reconnaissance Party to inform the rest of the Allies while she continues to investigate. She is found and defeated by Kabuto Yakushi. Akatsuki's Surprise Attack and Diversion Platoon pursues and ultimately captures the remaining members of the Reconnaissance Party, but cannot stop them from getting word to the Alliance's HQ.
    Battle of the Surprise Attack Divisions

    Location: Land of Hot WaterCombatantsAkatsuki: Surprise Attack and Diversion PlatoonAllied Shinobi Forces: Surprise Attack DivisionDurationManga: Chapter #517 to #519Anime: Naruto: Shippūden #262 to #263Outcome: Muta Aburame is killed. Deidara is captured by Kankuro's team. Shin and Sasori return to the afterlife in peace. Chūkichi flees. Allied Shinobi Forces raised into victory.The Alliance sends its Surprise Attack Division to ambush Akatsuki's forces in the Land of Hot Water. Akatsuki sends its Surprise Attack and Diversion Platoon to do the same. The two are drawn into conflict. The Allies eventually emerge victorious – Sasori and Shin are released from the Impure World Reincarnation and Deidara is captured – and they are even able to rescue some of the captured members of the Infiltration and Reconnaissance Party.
    Allied Force's Ambush

    Location: Land of Hot WaterCombatantsAkatsuki: Haku, Pakura, Gari, the previous Seven Ninja Swordsmen of the Mist, portion of the White Zetsu Army, Chen (anime only)Allied Shinobi Forces: Part of the Surprise Attack Division, Third Division, Naruto Uzumaki's shadow cloneDurationManga: Chapter #520 to #573Anime: Naruto: Shippūden #265 to #330Outcome: Tajiki and dozens of Allied Shinobi killed or wounded. All reincarnated shinobi sealed or released. Allied Shinobi Forces victory.Following the success of their first mission, part of the Surprise Attack Division is sent to ambush another Akatsuki cell. They encounter a group consisting of Zabuza Momochi, Haku, Pakura, Gari and, though outnumbered, attack. When the attack fails, the Third Division is called in to assist. Akatsuki's forces – reinforced with reincarnated members of the Seven Ninja Swordsmen of the Mist (and Chen in the anime) – cause heavy casualties amongst the Third Division. Zabuza and Haku are successfully sealed early on, but sealing of the others proves more challenging. By the second day of the war three reincarnated shinobi remain, now bolstered by White Zetsu. The assistance of one of Naruto Uzumaki's shadow clones enables the Third Division to deal with the remaining Akatsuki forces.
    Battle in the Land of Frost

    Location: Border of the Land of Frost and the Land of LightningCombatantsAkatsuki: Around 20,000 clones of the White Zetsu ArmyAllied Shinobi Forces: Second Division, westerly section of the Fifth Division, Naruto Uzumaki'sshadow cloneDurationManga: Chapter #521 to #573Anime: Naruto: Shippūden #264 to #330Outcome: Tactical withdrawal of the Allied Shinobi Forces to aid the First Division. Eventual Allied Shinobi Forces victory.When the war begins, the Second Division is deployed to the border of the Land of Frost and the Land of Lightning. Approximately 20,000 White Zetsu are detected moving into the Land of Lightning underground, prompting Kitsuchi and Kurotsuchi to use Earth Release: Opening Earth Rising Excavation to unearth them. In an opening salvo the Second Division is able to destroy scores of White Zetsu, but it quickly descends into one of attrition, tiring much of the Second Division and allowing many White Zetsu to escape. Most of the Second Division is sent in pursuit of these Zetsu by assisting the First Division, leaving their remaining forces to face a new threat: White Zetsu that have infiltrated the Alliance. Members of the Second Division are slowly eliminated by the Zetsu and left uncertain about who to trust until the second day when the arrival of one of Naruto Uzumaki's shadow clones allows them to root out all of the Zetsu.
    First Battle on the Land of Lightning's Coast

    Location: North-western coast of the Land of LightningCombatantsAkatsuki: Thousands of the White Zetsu Army, Asuma Sarutobi, Hizashi Hyūga, Dan Katō, Kakuzu,Kinkaku, GinkakuAllied Shinobi Forces: First Division, parts of the Second Division, Fourth Division, the eastern tail of the Fifth DivisionDurationManga: Chapter #525 to #536Anime: Naruto: Shippūden #268 to #276Outcome: Atsui, Samui, and Ginkaku are sealed within the Benihisago. Kinkaku is sealed within theKohaku no Jōhei. Asuma Sarutobi is sealed. All White Zetsu are killed. Several shinobi are killed. Dan Katōis trapped within the Four Violet Flames Formation. Kakuzu and Hizashi Hyūga are subdued by Chōji Akimichi. Allied Shinobi Forces victory.When the war begins, the First Division is stationed along the north-western coast of the Land of Lightning. They are soon confronted by the reincarnated shinobi and White Zetsu that escaped the Second Division's defence along the country's perimeter. The two sides engage each other, with Division Commander Daruifacing off with the Gold and Silver Brothers. Darui initially struggles with the brothers and their Treasured Tools of the Sage of the Six Paths, but eventually is able to turn the tools against the brothers to captureGinkaku in their own Benihisago. This enrages Kinkaku to the point that he enters a version 2 form, which he uses to tear through the First Division. After reinforcements from the Second, Fourth, and Fifth arrive and the Alliance HQ sends the Kohaku no Jōhei to the battlefield, Kinaku is captured.
    With the Gold and Silver Brothers dealt with, the Allies turn their attention to the remaining reincarnated ninja: Asuma Sarutobi is defeated by his former students; Kakuzu and Hizashi Hyūga are sealed with the help of Chōji Akimichi; Dan Katō is trapped within a Four Violet Flames Formation. The remaining White Zetsu are seemingly defeated, leaving the Allies victorious.

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    Them lips have sucked on a lot of ties. Meanwhile, you were online trying to figure out how to implement Naruto's business model and thinking about how great it would be if he would have sex with Sasuke.

    Son... you're not on my level when it comes to hos. Stop it.

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    Splits went nutty nuts.

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