I'll start us off boys
>All secessionists and racists should be jailed!
>Free all non-violent offenders!
>Banning guns would stop bad people from getting them!
>Legalize drugs, people can get them anyways!
> "Republicans are all racists who want to send us into the Jim Crow era!"
> "We need to organize everyone by race, sexual orientation and/or gender into their own separate 'safe spaces' where they can be 'free from their oppressors!'"
> "Republicans hate free speech. They keep telling us that opposing the war is unpatriotic!"
> "Your freeze peach ends where my feels begin! You need to be censored and publicly shamed for disagreeing with the SJW agenda!"
>Fox News doesn't use any facts at all!
>KONY 2012
>You can't feel proud about what your white ancestors accomplished!
>Pay reparations for slavery now!
>First world living standards are killing the planet
>Let's invite millions of third world people in to have first world living standards
>Gender/race are social constructs
>Except they exist when we want to get privileges from the gov't based on gender/race
>I'm anti-gun
>But I'm pro-choice and pro-euthanasia
>Evil right wing corporations control everything
>Except for apple, microsoft, most tech giants, the vast majority of news sources, and all of the banks that support us
> "Throw all the banksters and corporations out of politics!"
> "You're a lunatic if you aren't okay with a semi-private bank uncons utionally controlling our currency."
You must have an exciting social life.
>Says Confederates were traitors
>Praises Bowe Bergdahl and Bradley Manning (who also meet the definition of traitors)
>Says Chick-Fil-A is evil because the deceased CEO didn't like marriage, but didn't treat customers and employees any differently.
>Continues fueling his car with oil bought from Saudi Arabia.
personal favorite of mine
>You tea party racists need to obey law enforcement and comply with the officer's demands
>Shainiqua dindu nuffin the police be rayciss
> I hate Christianity and won't stop spamming this board til my job is done.
> I'm sending my daughter to a Christian school so she won't be tempted by BBC.
> "Capitalism is morally wrong!"
> "Bend over and allow the biggest corporate monopoly on Earth (and the only one with a monopoly on violence) to steal your money, or else we'll throw you in jail!"
> "Trump ripped off one of Al Franken's old jokes about a politician that the GOP base hates. His campaign is doomed!"
> "Who cares that Hillary's negligence led to 4 American deaths or that she sent illegal emails? The GOP is reaching for fake scandals because she's a woman."
> "You will be able to keep your existing healthcare plan!"
> "Spying on citizens is turrible! We just keep extending the Patriot Act for s and giggles"
Your on thin ice here. Most conservatives are fine with spying on the "right" people.
I personally like the abortion/death penalty paradox for both groups. Oops, it's Monday morning...
Lel look at this britcuck in here shilling for a socialist!! Shouldn't you be letting Mohammad rape your daughter right now?
What are you gonna do next, call me a got?
Entertaining logical fallacy thread, tbh.
Do some more.
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