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It was only a matter of time.
Well, Joch. What say you now?
ROBERTSON BLAMES HURRICANE ON CHOICE OF ELLEN DEGENERES TO HOST EMMYS
Lesbian is New Orleans native
Hollywood – Pat Robertson on Sunday said that Hurricane Katrina was God’s way of expressing its anger at the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences for its selection of Ellen Degeneres to host this year’s Emmy Awards. “By choosing an avowed lesbian for this national event, these Hollywood elites have clearly invited God’s wrath,” Robertson said on “The 700 Club” on Sunday. “Is it any surprise that the Almighty chose to strike at Miss Degeneres’ hometown?”
Robertson also noted that the last time Degeneres hosted the Emmys, in 2001, the September 11 terrorism attacks took place shortly before the ceremony.
“This is the second time in a row that God has invoked a disaster shortly before lesbian Ellen Degeneres hosted the Emmy Awards,” Robertson explained to his approximately one million viewers. “America is waiting for her to apologize for the death and destruction that her sexual deviance has brought onto this great nation.”
Robertson added that other tragedies of the past several years can be linked to Degeneres’ growing national prominence. September, 2003, for example, is both the month that her talk show debuted and when insurgents first gained a foothold in Iraq following the successful March invasion. “Now we know why things took a turn for the worse,” he explained.
In order to avoid further tragedy, Robertson called not only for the Television Academy to find a new heterosexual host, but to bar all sexuals and bisexuals from taking part in the ceremony.
He said employees at the Christian Broadcasting Network had put together a list of 283 nominees, presenters, and invited guests at the Emmys known to be of sexually deviant persuasions.
“God already allows one awards show to promote the sexual agenda,” Robertson declared. “But clearly He will not tolerate such sinful behavior to spread beyond the Tonys.”
http://datelinehollywood.com/archive...to-host-emmys/
It was only a matter of time.
Well, Joch. What say you now?
I've got to believe this is a joke. Is it?
The link is real.
If only. This is right in line with the rest of the bull spewed by Robertson after a disaster. We all saw this coming as soon as it happend. Just another day in the extremeist neighborhood.
Someone just needs to put Robertson out of our misery. The dude has lost it.
Sure, the link is real, but the story is satire. Jesus, folks. Read the rest of the site.
That site is pretty funny. I've read it before. Though Robertson is whacked out, the piece is pure satire as Mr. Ash said.
You know, I feel dumb. But only so much because I wouldn't put that past him, and THAT is sad.
God damn...my ass needs to crawl up Ellen Degeneres snatch...maybe then will god listen to what I have to say. It seems he's up her snatch too...since ever bad thing happens because of her.
the site may be satire but Robertson has still lost it...he proved that before this piece.
“fema” Tv Series Pulled As Producers Are Slow To Turn In Episodes
almost believeable.
They will find Pat Robertson shaking with a crack pipe somewhere... I predict..
That was great.
both of them.
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Robertson is nuts though.
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