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ha ha ha ha ha i dont know Truthy its just not the same
ha ha ha ha ha i dont know Truthy its just not the same
i gave it a shot
I don't have one of them, I had a Quattro
I keep my scars from prying eyes
Incapable of ever knowing why
Somebody breathe, I've got to have an answer
Why am I so fascinated by
bigger pictures, better things
But I don't care what you think
You'll never understand me
it might work in the long run if we put our mind, soul, and heart into it......
how friggin ridiculous...why would they need five blades? If they were so uncoordinated that they missed their face with the first one the other four wouldn't help..
Supposedly, it gives a much cleaner shave closer to the skin by decreasing distance between blades. In my mind, it is just a way to cause more damage to the face.. Even though I don't cut myself with my Mach 3. I like the Vibration feature.
ing cut the skin off your face you mean, this is a lawsuit waiting to happen
I saw this the other day and I forgot to post it. I figured the Quattro dudes would crack up.
well you missed the demise of the quattro earlier thats the only reason this one is up
I think you just gave me an idea.
The Onion knew a year ago.
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930
Everything, We're Doing Five Blades.....
Would someone tell me how this happened? We were the ing vanguard of shaving in this country. The Gillette Mach3 was the razor to own. Then the other guy came out with a three-blade razor. Were we scared? , no. Because we hit back with a little thing called the Mach3Turbo. That's three blades and an aloe strip. For moisture. But you know what happened next? Shut up, I'm telling you what happened—the bas s went to four blades. Now we're standing around with our s in our hands, selling three blades and a strip. Moisture or no, suddenly we're the chumps. Well, it. We're going to five blades.
Sure, we could go to four blades next, like the compe ion. That seems like the logical thing to do. After all, three worked out pretty well, and four is the next number after three. So let's play it safe. Let's make a thicker aloe strip and call it the Mach3SuperTurbo. Why innovate when we can follow? Oh, I know why: Because we're a business, that's why!
You think it's crazy? It is crazy. But I don't give a . From now on, we're the ones who have the edge in the multi-blade game. Are they the best a man can get? , no. Gillette is the best a man can get.
What part of this don't you understand? If two blades is good, and three blades is better, obviously five blades would make us the best ing razor that ever existed. Comprende? We didn't claw our way to the top of the razor game by clinging to the two-blade industry standard. We got here by taking chances. Well, five blades is the biggest chance of all.
Here's the report from Engineering. Someone put it in the bathroom: I want to wipe my ass with it. They don't tell me what to invent—I tell them. And I'm telling them to stick two more blades in there. I don't care how. Make the blades so thin they're invisible. Put some on the handle. I don't care if they have to cram the fifth blade in perpendicular to the other four, just do it!
You're taking the "safety" part of "safety razor" too literally, grandma. Cut the strings and soar. Let's hit it. Let's roll. This is our chance to make razor history. Let's dream big. All you have to do is say that five blades can happen, and it will happen. If you aren't on board, then you. And if you're on the board, then you and your father. Hey, if I'm the only one who'll take risks, I'm sure as happy to hog all the glory when the five-blade razor becomes the shaving tool for the U.S. of "this is how we shave now" A.
People said we couldn't go to three. It'll cost a fortune to manufacture, they said. Well, we did it. Now some egghead in a lab is screaming "Five's crazy?" Well, perhaps he'd be more comfortable in the labs at Norelco, working on ing electrics. Rotary blades, my white ass!
Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe we should just ride in Bic's wake and make pens. Ha! Not on your ing life! The day I shadow a penny-ante outfit like Bic is the day I leave the razor game for good, and that won't happen until the day I die!
The market? Listen, we make the market. All we have to do is put her out there with a little jingle. It's as easy as, "Hey, shaving with anything less than five blades is like scraping your beard off with a dull hatchet." Or "You'll be so smooth, I could snort lines off of your chin." Try "Your neck is going to be so friggin' soft, someone's gonna walk up and tie a goddamn Cub Scout kerchief under it."
I know what you're thinking now: What'll people say? Mew mew mew. Oh, no, what will people say?! Grow the up. When you're on top, people talk. That's the price you pay for being on top. Which Gillette is, always has been, and forever shall be, Amen, five blades, sweet Jesus in heaven.
Stop. I just had a stroke of genius. Are you ready? Open your mouth, baby birds, cause Mama's about to drop you one sweet, fat nightcrawler. Here she comes: Put another aloe strip on that er, too. That's right. Five blades, two strips, and make the second one lather. You heard me—the second strip lathers. It's a whole new way to think about shaving. Don't question it. Don't say a word. Just key the music, and call the chorus girls, because we're on the edge—the razor's edge—and I feel like dancing.
thanks for that very very very long story
i'm oriental...i don't have to shave very often.
Damn orientals, all you guys are good for are your food, and yeah thats pretty much it your food.....lol j/k truth your my boy blue!!!!!
That would only be marketed towards russians arabs and indians that have 5 times the normal hair of the typical american.
Besides.....is it free??????
if its free im down
Electric Owns all.. Mine even has a little hair vacuum compartment..
Are you ing serious?? can you get it engraved
My beard grows .. like if I shaved in the morning I would have stubble by 5 PM that same day... So I have a grizzly adams going on right now.
Same here i shave at 7 am its back by 2pm at least...i hate this
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