Amateur: Things Re ed People Do

[Koolaid_Man]

Besides chew their tongues

When I was in high school, this one re suddenly went berserk in the lunch room, let out a loud "yelp!," and proceeded to jump over the counter of the snack bar, stuffing every donut, cookie, and pastry into his face. It finally took two male teachers to restrain him. Absolutely hilarious at the time.

Another time, also in high school, me and two other guys walked into the bathroom, and a re was leaning against the wall, wavering back and forth, while furiously masturbating. I mean, who stands up when they jerk off? Probably laughed for about a week after this one. Still makes me giggle when I think about it.

I'm going to the grocery store now and I expect some funny stories when I get back.

(Oh, I use 're ' as an endearing term for the mentally handicapped. It's ok because, ..uh, I have a lot of re ed friends.)

[Koolaid_Man]

There's this one kid in my high school who just says "Hi" in really obnoxious voices to pretty much everybody he sees. But there's this one kid who sits with us at lunch that he really seems to like because he comes over to him everyday to yell hi at him. It kind of gets old for this kid, so he tries to ignore him, but the "re ed" kid just sneaks up on him and stuff. So one day, my friend hunched over in an attempt to hide while the re ed kid stood behind him and my other friend said "Okay, it's cool, he's gone" while the re ed kid just stood still and silent while just staring at us with a huge ing smile. Anyways, my friend sat up and was putting some food in his mouth and the re ed kid grabbed him on the shoulders, causing him to almost choke on his food and his pants, and gave him the daily "Hi tre'or." Maybe it's a "you had to be there" tihng, but it was ing hilarious at the time.

[Koolaid_Man]

when i started high school there was a girl who had autism, and so we naturally assumed she was a re . i cant honestly remember how we found out but we discovered that if you yelled out "telly tubbys are dead" as she walked past, she would go psycho. she'd run around in circles screaming her head off and she would attack poor innocent rubbish bins which were in the yard! we thought it was the funniest thing we'd ever seen

[Koolaid_Man]

During classtime at a silent test, randomly just yell ouut "STFU!!" during the test and then run outdoors to ditch the test =DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

[Koolaid_Man]

Jump off a baby couch to the thought of commiting suicide

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[Reck]

On the real, kool.

Are you trying to bury the game thread in hope no one notices the Spurs killing Houston?

[Koolaid_Man]

Too little too late for the Spurs....we've all seen their true character

[Chucho]

Things re ed people do...well got, start listing what you do...never mind...

Post on spurstalk 18 hours a day

the dead racoons in your mom's basement.

Repeat.

got. Coon pussy isn't black chick muff, got.

[Kawhitstorm]

Make posts led "Things Re ed People Do" out of the blue

[Arcadian]

Create accounts on forums called "Koolaid_Man"

[Mitch]