funny short stories

[SpursforSix]

In college, I was shooting pool and drinking beer with a buddy. He went to the bathroom. A couple of minutes later, I had to go pee. I was at the urinal and my buddy was in the stall pooping. I started peeing under the stall and he moved his shoes to avoid the pee. I was thinking that he didn't want to say anything because he didn't know who might be peeing on his shoes.

I finished and walked out of the bathroom laughing my ass off.

And then I saw him already back at the table shooting pool.

[Blake]

In college, I was shooting pool and drinking beer with a buddy. He went to the bathroom. A couple of minutes later, I had to go pee. I was at the urinal and my buddy was in the stall pooping. I started peeing under the stall and he moved his shoes to avoid the pee. I was thinking that he didn't want to say anything because he didn't know who might be peeing on his shoes.

I finished and walked out of the bathroom laughing my ass off.

And then I saw him already back at the table shooting pool.

surprise twist: 9/10

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