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Should a U.S. household that can afford it get a French bidet?
Toilet paper.
Some say all the chemicals leech right into your body.
Why your white toilet paper is toxic.
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Should a U.S. household that can afford it get a French bidet?
That's what the shower is for.Should a U.S. household that can afford it get a French bidet?
Requires clothes off.
Bidet one can dump, enjoy the water spout and get right back to work.
Lol no son. Who the showers everytime they take a dump?
Bidets are a ing necessity. I don't know how the can you live moving around with your dirty ass assholes all day long.
So how do bidets work? I mean, I know they shoot water up your ass but do you still wipe? Never used one.
How do you dry your ass after the rinse?
I use wet wipes, although now saws is saying the flushable wipes aren't really flushable. They're clogging up pipes
For me...about 85% of the time. I'm pretty regular so I poop once a day in the morning before my shower.
Next time I use a bathroom with a bidet, I think I'll poop in it.
Well, your case isn't the norm son. God bless.
You wipe with soap like you do when you shower. And then dry it with a towel (one specially used for this. You don't want to be mixing your hand and face towels with your ass towels, tbh). If you want you can use toilet paper after using the bidet, and before using the towel, to make sure nothing was left and don't get in your towel (you always use the toilet paper before using the bidet).
So:
-Take a
-Toilet paper
-Bidet
-toilet paper*(if you want)
-Towel
Last edited by DAF86; 04-29-2016 at 11:20 AM.
You seem to have a decent understand of bidets. What's to keep small pieces of feces from falling back into the sprayer when done? So that the next person that uses it might have said feces shot back to his anus?
Soap? Ass towels? 2ND round of toilet paper on wet ass cheeks?
So many more questions. So little time.
A piece of feces that is small enough to get into the sprayer wouldn't be able to sustain the pressure of the flow of water.
Yeah, the second round of toilet paper on wet ass isn't my thing. But I don't know what's so difficult to understand about the other things. Every bidet comes with its on recipient to have your exclusive bidet soap and a hanger for the exclusive bidet towel.
Last edited by DAF86; 04-29-2016 at 12:01 PM.
You do that in one of my hotels and I will see to it the staff shoves a metallic phallic object far far up your arse before shipping you off to the local precinct for booking.
Of course we know you never leave the house so this is not going to happen.
Ok... so this is really interesting. Sorry if the questions sound dumb but it's all three seas s to me. You use the same towel EVERY time? or do you have a designated area for your towel? You soap your ass down every time? So it's basically just an ass shower? Do some people just have ass loofas (sp?) instead of towels?
What if you grab someone else's ass soap by mistake? I would throw up.
So it gets broken into a bunch of even smaller pieces. It's just not going to disappear is it?
A piece of feces that is small enough to get into the sprayer wouldn't be able to sustain the pressure of the flow of water.
Or maybe it's a bigger piece that just falls on top of one of the holes. Just sitting there...waiting to be sprayed up into someone else's butt.
Damn, you gotta stay ready just in case a midday salad tossing presents itself or what?
Are there different pressures? CTOA likes a whole lotta pressure if it's going to go up his butt. He wants to taste the water.
Are these towels provided by the establishment, or do you have to carry your own towel every day?
If a bidet didn't have a lot of pressure, I'm not sure that I would be satisfied that it got everything. At least in the shower, I can kind of accidentally stick my finger in there and make sure it's clean. Then wash my finger. I'm not sure I could do all that squatting over a bidet.
this thread is cracking me up
When you get older you'll need the bidet just to relieve swamp ass. You haven't all day, but you're farming liquid fudge in the bayou beneath the SAC base near Mt Baldy.
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