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Jesus Christ....stop me if you've heard this one
Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the bookeeper three nails and asks, can you put me up for the night....oh......im here till thursday ....try the veal...
Let's go beyond the tape
1) Jesus
Known for:
a)Being the son of God
b)Bringing people back from the dead
c)Being mom's buddy's hook up when the alcohol dried up
d) Not dying (well he did die he just didn't stay dead)
e) Having a multi million $ movie franchise
motto
:Treat others as you would want to be treated.
Homeland: People keep blowing it up
2) Buddha
2) Buddha
Known for
a)Being a god
b)Is super enlightened
c) not dying (Keeps coming back)
d) Rub his belly for good luck
creed
My body is a temple, and fighting is bad.
Homeland:Owned by China
Jesus Christ....stop me if you've heard this one
Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the bookeeper three nails and asks, can you put me up for the night....oh......im here till thursday ....try the veal...
Ganisha
This is a horrible thread.
ha ha ha ha ha hah a you think god doesnt have a sense of humor?
Satan has scoreboard on both of them.
Your joke wasn't funny.
I'm going with Jesus on this one. But only in pics where he looks liek a regualr person. too many artists draw him all wimpy and frail looking with these freaky crybaby /puppydog eyes.
i think the reason Budda keeps coming back is because he's so fat he never gets off his rearend long enough to finish stuff the 1st time around.
not to mention that Jesus can throw a party with 2 fish & 5 loaves of bread. Plus the whole water to wine thing...... and later into the nihgt he has the BEST party tricks. ie : walking on water.
lets ask him...Manny you thier?
what joke?
Dude how can anyone follow budha....a man that is suppose to teach self discipline.....how can you follow a fat ass mofo preaching about self discipline when he cant stop eating???? thats a bit of hypocracy dont you think...
and yes my joke is very funny
thank god noone made the thread about Jesus Vs Allah.
holywar would have errupted on SpurTalk and friends and fans would become enemies.
I wonder if this topic will have a Deep impact on others,
I mean whats up people....no holy wars going on here
In the ring? Budda
Picking up babes? Jesus
hey bat you changed your post from "allah not being a god just a prophet"
busted papa!
this thread sucks....
actually i said a person posing as a prophet, and not actually being a prophet...
oohhhh
i missed that one
batman you should make a movie about it that grosses nearly a billion dollars
that would be the right thing to do
I just might do that....staring denzil washington and Tom Cruise
Both are pretty feel good sort of guys but I've got to give the edge to Jesus. Buddha's got no vocational skills that I can think of and is at major risk for heart disease and diabetes. Meanwhile Jesus has the carpentry skills, a heart friendly diet of wine and fish, and a muscle building conditioning program of dragging a large piece of wood up a hill.
Holy that has to be one of the funniest things i have ever heard..ha ha ha he trains like Rocky in Rocky 4
I love Jesus!
The Spurs are Jesus' team!
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