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o??? The CLAW???? No consideration for him being a receiver?!
While youre drafting your fantasy football team this year, make a separate football team consisting only of Spurs, past and present.
OFFENSE
QB Duncan (I wish there was a flashier pick for this spot, but he can probably stand in there and throw the long ball).
Backup QB: Brent Barry. Exciting passes but overall no real value
RB1: Parker. The guy can sure travel.
RB2: Manu. Would probably be our Barry Sanders
WR1: Charles "Spider Man" Smith. Just bc you need a Spider Man in your receiving core.
WR2: Derek Anderson. Makes for exciting midair collisions.
WR3: TJ Ford. See WR2 comment.
TE: Melissa Stewart, Spurs Silver Dancer
TE2: Eva Longoria
O-Line: Boris Diaw, Malik Rose, Mario Elie, Tony Massenburg, Mark Bryant
DEFENSE
CB1: BatManu
CB2: Bowen
Free Safety: Danny Green
Strong Safety: Coyote
LB: David West. Looks mean and probably hit a guy or two in his career
LB: Steven Jackson
Nose Guard: In the words of John Madden, big ol' Boris Diaw
Nose Guard: Pops Mensah-Bonsu
Defensive End: Nazr Mohammed
Defensive End: Francisco Elson
INJURED RESERVE
LaMarcus Aldridge: pinkie
Tiago Splitter: vagicitis (contagious)
Michael Jordan: flu like symptoms
COACHING STAFF
Head Coach: Gregg Popovich
Offensive Coordinator: Jacque Vaughn
Defensive Coordinator: Keith "Centerpiece" Bogans
Strength and conditoning: Derek Fisher
Equipment Manager: Matt Bonner
OFFICIATING
Crew Chief: Joey Crawford
Referee: Tim Donaghy
Referee: Stevie Wonder
o??? The CLAW???? No consideration for him being a receiver?!
Ok ok WR3: Kawhi
Actually, Nickel corner is Kawhi
Dem mitts doe...
Your list is dumb. If you're not going to take it seriously, then why even post.
Without researching to see if any Spurs played football and using names that most would recognize, I'll go with:
QB : Charlie Ward
RB1 : Antonio Daniels
RB2: Simmons
WR : Parker
WR2: DA
TE : Alvin Robertson
Manu would be QB.
That was my original pick. Good size, could see the field. Seems to have a great arm.
But I gave it to the guy with the Heisman.
Other possibilities:
Swing Tackles: Terry mings, DBlair
WR2 (possession wr): Sean Elliott
WR3 (slot): TParker
TE: LMA
FB: Antoine "Big Dog" Carr
K: Vinny Del Negro (cause of the hair)
honorable mention K: Bowen (cause of "the kick")
Defensive line - Boban
You want to paralyze t.j. ford huh. He wouldnt make it through a quarter of action. He needs to be scratched from the list and replaced with kawhi. He needs to play both ways like old school days
And yes, manu should be qb and not tim. Tim is your blindside lineman
Excellent
I thought about LMA for TE. But he's just too damn slow. If he could even get open, he's not doing anything after he catches the ball.
That's why you need Melissa in there
How are we supposed to take this thread seriously with those comments.
Now...how about Udoka for LB?
Disagree with the OP.
As I've said many times on here, Green is the CB and Kawhi is the safety of the team.
If you want the other team to run the "A" gap for 7 yards per carry, then sure.
This. Duncan is too tall and slow, even in his prime. And his Jay Cutler like passes are... well, like Jay Cutler.
Manu has the perfect size for a QB, great passer, great vision, and the elusiveness to get out of a sack and run for 5 or 10 or even 20 yards in traffic when plays break down.
Only thing is we'd need to get him to run out of bounds or slide as often as possible so he wouldn't get injured.
SJax would be our RDE, probably one of the best we could find. Mean and tough and like 2013 Greg Hardy. Put the tamer Sean Elliott on the other side and let them go to work. Malik Rose, Tony Massenburg etc are good backups at DE.
Realistically, anyone over 6'9" really wouldn't have a role, not even on special teams except for maybe kicking or punting.
Linebackers that are too tall are usually too slow in coverage and can't effectively dip down to make short area tackles. Gotta have guys 6'4" and under there.
Also, our best CB in the modern era was Cory Joseph and it isn't close. DG is a great NBA corner, but in the NFL he'd be relegated to nickel because of his height and tendency to commit dumb fouls.
CB1 - Cory Joseph
CB2 - Speedy Claxton
Claxton was a great defender for us in 2003, and he's just the right size to hang with the speedsters while CuJo takes the OBJ/Dez types of the league.
Plug prime Horry (beef him up first) or Glenn Robinson at 1-technique
Don't know if I'd want Diaw on the team. Maybe as a backup but just too soft.
Malik Rose or David West (my hate for him notwithstanding) would make a solid 3 tech for us... I'd prefer Dejuan Blair at RT or RG on offense because of his tendency to be forgetful on defense.
Strong safety probably best bet, and a Megatron-like receiver on offense as well. Pay him the highest salary in the NFL for being an iron man player, I don't care it'd be worth it.
I see Parker and Finley as pretty good other WRs for us, plus someone 6'0" and under who is fast (TJ Ford? Don't like NVE) to be our burner/slot receiver.
JR Reid was physical, would make a mean DE
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