View Poll Results: If you could make up a team from all U.S. prisons, how many NBA teams could you beat?

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  • Every single team. Team Prison would be Champs

    1 33.33%
  • Good team, but they would be beat in the Semi Finals.

    1 33.33%
  • 2nd round max

    0 0%
  • 1st round fodder

    1 33.33%
  • Not make playoffs

    0 0%
  • Would win 20 games or less. Even without Kirby.

    1 33.33%
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  1. #1
    Believe. Fabbs's Avatar
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    Todays spoiled NBA player generally speaking is a pampered pussy to be sure. Timmy Dunks has retired and types like him are not the majority. Just how much so?

    Well, if you were given the run of any and all U.S. prisons, and could have endless bucks and time to train a basketball team 15 men deep, how many NBA teams could you run their asses off the floor?
    You can choose personnel from any and all U.S. prisons, not just one.

  2. #2
    notthewordsofonewhokneels Thread's Avatar
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    You're right about "Timmy Dunks." How many other assholes would manage to lose his 1st 5th, his 1st wife and $25 million in the space of a year? Then shows up in Federal Court dressed in floods & Stan Van Gundys' sports coat.

  3. #3
    Believe. Fabbs's Avatar
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    ^ stay on topic Numb Nutts.

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    Veteran rastaspur's Avatar
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    Prison rules or nba rules. If prison rules then its a no brainer. Officiating changes and league agenda has made the nba a huge collection of pampered pussies tbh

  5. #5
    The Timeless One Leetonidas's Avatar
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    is this a serious question

  6. #6
    The Timeless One Leetonidas's Avatar
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    also your #2 and #3 options are basically the same

  7. #7
    Its only Poland.. Molotov's Avatar
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    also your #2 and #3 options are basically the same



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    2004-2005 NBA Champions Barfunk's Avatar
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    Prison team - 0

    Any NBA team - 82

  9. #9
    Believe. Fabbs's Avatar
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    Prison rules or nba rules. If prison rules then its a no brainer. Officiating changes and league agenda has made the nba a huge collection of pampered pussies tbh
    NBA rules, but with no favoritism / rigged reffing.

  10. #10
    Believe. Fabbs's Avatar
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    also your #2 and #3 options are basically the same
    I'm sure the moderator will be useful and change it to Conference Finals.

  11. #11
    Believe. Fabbs's Avatar
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    Would you like some of this when you run out?


    is this a serious question
    Directed to you? Yes.

  12. #12
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    Prison team - 0

    Any NBA team - 82
    Bear in mind, a fair number of NBA players were/are in prison.
    http://www.thesportster.com/basketba...een-to-prison/

    Including
    Al Iverson
    William Bedford 6th overall pick
    Keon Clark (on alchohol for his entire NBA career)
    Corie Blount

    Not saying the above roster would win, merely showing the potential of prison talent.

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