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Oh YEAH i would motorboat those big ones...and give her daily oil massages on her legs.....
What a shock!
If You Love Something, Get Rid of It: Nick and Jessica to Divorce
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Cover #557s.jpgThe image at right (click to enlarge) probably won’t be on the newsstands until 10 A.M. or so, but we don’t see why you should wait for the news: Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson, America’s Newlyweds, have called it quits. For those of you so self-loathing as to closely follow these things, you’ll recall that in May, E! online reported that the couple had filed for divorce, only to mysteriously retract the story an hour later. But you knew, right then, that this was coming, didn’t you?
The couple is waiting to make an official announcement later in the month (at the appropriate career opportunity, we’re sure), but according to Us Weekly’s scoop — kept so under wraps that employees were not allowed to receive their advance issues yesterday, presumably for fear that People might rape and pillage the story — the marriage has been dead for some time. Well, duh.
The article has a laundry list of contributions to the break-up (mostly blamed on Jessica), including creepy-dad Joe Simpson, Jessica’s “diva” behavior, and her fondness for whiskey on the rocks. One of those ubiquitous sources close to the couple says, “Jessica’s the problem. She’s not the girl America fell in love with anymore.” Oh, young America, were you ever really in love with her? Or were you just lusting? C’mon, be honest.
And now, a moment of silence, please, so that we might hear the sound of every magazine editor in town simultaneously ting themselves.
Oh YEAH i would motorboat those big ones...and give her daily oil massages on her legs.....
I wonder if we'll start seeing her with Johnny Knoxville more now...
Oh they probably will be engaged by the end of the week, thats happening a lot now since Brad and Angelina did it
I wonder if she'd be down with some of The Pinoy Pounder..
I knew this was coming she has been seen at several events w/o her ring and no Nick. She partied for her sisters 21st birthday all night.
next stop...playboy
Jessica will now take over Eva's le of "who's she dating now" queen.
She's the hottest piece of pie in show business and it isn't cherry pie.
Nah for once GIG is right, they wont divorce the father wouldnt let it happen
This rumor has been going around for weeks. Damn if I wasn't asleep when it broke.
The simple fact that you know that much should be grounds enough to pull your man card.
Good, she is destined to be the future Mrs. AHF anyway
Maybe the whole threeway on the Dukes of Hazzard set rumor is true after all...
BTW, I agree whoever said Playboy. She could name her price to Hef and it'd be the all-time highest grossing issue ever.
I do have a wife therefore I am spared. I have no choice but to overhear the gossip.
not her, Luke and Uncle Jesse I hope!Maybe the whole threeway on the Dukes of Hazzard set rumor is true after all...
whats funny is I always thought from the begining that Nick deserved someone better then her.
:vomitnot her, Luke and Uncle Jesse I hope!
Nick only married her to hit that
That aint no .
Weird...those top 2 pictures don't even look like her.
Ah! Sad news! I was really rooting for them to make it.
I always thought this would come. I have to confess that I did follow their show on MTV for a while and saw the faces Nick would make when she would do or say something weird. It just didn't look like it would last.
I think putting themselves in that position is the worst thing they could have done to give themselves a fair chance at a successful marriage. Baaaaaad idea.
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