Mother and son...this just ain't right

[SpursforSix]

Son: You baked the only pie I ever loved;
Mom: Now you put me on the shelf;
Son: I tried donuts, tarts, and cakes;
Mom: But make no mistake, I can't help myself.
Son: Now I admit I cheated and lied;
Mom: But you're the only one I ever pied;
Son: So darling please believe me when I say I'm willin';
Mom: I'll supply the crust, and you supply the fillin'.

[Avante]

Before this thread falls off the page due to ...it's stupid. Avante to the rescue.

I can't get this....I ran a 20.00 or faster as just a middle school kid....off my mind.

I;m having a hard time visualizing you beating Andre DeGrasse for the silver in Rio.

Just think, a 20.00 or faster puts you in second place here as just a little kid.



Now imagine a little middle school kid winning the silver medal there.

Andre DeGrasse is the first sprinter to run a sub10.00 for USC, he is the Canadian200m record holder and you would beat him in the 200m as a middle school kid.....right?

, if ya had lived in Europe you are winning their 200m Championships.

Europe, Amsterdam 2016
1	Bruno Hortelano	ESP	20.45
2	Ramil Guliyev	TUR	20.51
3	Danny Talbot	GBR	20.56
4	Solomon Bockarie	NED	20.56
5	Nethaneel Mitc -Blake	GBR	20.60
6	Davide Manenti	ITA	20.66
7	Alex Wilson	SUI	20.70
N	Churandy Martina	NED	D

, as just a little kid you are winning the 1960 Olympic 200m by a mile.

Olympic, Rome 1960
1	Livio Berruti	ITA	20.5
2	Lester Carney	USA	20.6
3	Abdoulaye Seye	FRA	20.7
4	Marian Foik	POL	20.8
5	Stone Johnson	USA	20.8
6	Ray Norton	USA	20.9

Obviously 4 years later you are still a young sprinter so ya win it all again.

Olympic, Tokyo 1964
1	Henry Carr	USA	20.3
2	Paul Drayton	USA	20.5
3	Edwin Roberts	TRI	20.6
4	Harry Jerome	CAN	20.7
5	Livio Berruti	ITA	20.8
6	Marian Foik	POL	20.8
7	Richard Stebbins	USA	20.8
8	Sergio Ottolina	ITA	20.9

, it took the great Tommie Smith to finally beat ya, no doubt you'd been there in 68, but just tying for silver.

Olympic, Mexico City 1968
1	Tommie Smith	USA	19.8
2	Peter Norman	AUS	20.0
3	John Carlos	USA	20.0
4	Edwin Roberts	TRI	20.3
5	Roger Bambuck	FRA	20.5
6	Larry Questad	USA	20.6
7	Mike Fray	JAM	20.6
8	Joachim Eigenherr	FRG	20.6

You would be right here with these guys.

20.13	Roy Martin	Roosevelt High School	Dallas, Texas	Austin, Texas	TUIL state track meet	May 11, 1985
20.13	Roy Martin	Roosevelt High School	Dallas, Texas	Indianapolis, Indiana	USA Outdoor Track and Field Championships	June 16, 1985
20.09 +1.6	Noah Lyles	T. C. Williams High School	Alexandria, Virginia	Eugene Oregon	Olympic Trials	July 9, 2016

, in 1972 a 20.00 won that Olympic 200m. So you'd be right there with the great Valery Borzov.






little guy, you are winning the WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS in 1987

World, Rome 1987
1	Calvin Smith	USA	20.16
2	Gilles Queneherve	FRA	20.16
3	John Regis	GBR	20.18
4	Robson C. da Silva	BRA	20.22
5	Vladimir Krylov	URS	20.23
6	Floyd Heard	USA	20.25
7	Pier Francesco Pavoni	ITA	20.45
8	Atlee Mahorn	CAN	20.78

, poor Jesse Owens, all he could manage was.

1933	21.1	3	Chicago	Jun 17
1934	21.4	12	Columbus	May 19
1935	20.7	1	Ann Arbor	May 25
1936	20.7	1	Berlin	Aug 5

, not even the great Bullet Bob Hayes could hang with you.

1961	20.5	1	Atlanta	May 13
1962	20.7	14	Walnut	Jun 23
1963	20.4	2	Coral Gables	Mar 2
1964	20.4	4	Fresno	Jun 13

[UNT Eagles 2016]

That happened with Jim in American Pie, right?