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I'll be your huckleberry.
Greetings, Cowpoke fans. I know most of you are still walking around in a state of shock and disbelief following that historic Monday night tank job against the Redskins earlier this year--(Is that burnt toast I smell?)--Nevertheless, I thought I would come into your increasingly joyless little lives to throw down a little challenge.
Here's the challenge. Eagles win, and you have to sport an Eagles avatar for one week. Cowboys win, and I'll agree to sport a Cowboys avatar for one week. Nothing fancy. Just a Cowboys/Eagles logo will do. And no trying to pull a fast one by using a degrading avatar either. Otherwise you're really just welching on the bet.
So how bout it? Anybody man enough to put their money where their mouth is?
I'll be your huckleberry.
Now we're talkin. A fan with some nads in the sack. Anybody else? Common now. It's IN Dallas. McNabb is injured. You can't ask for a much better scenario than that.
Maybe I have to remind you of the fact that your team is the NFL equivalent of a two dollar 'ho with a fat lip, and Andy Reid is that pimp you see sitting behind the wheel of his white Cadillac Eldorado, rollin' into town to collect his dollars and slap his streetwalking gutter pig around a few more times just to show everyone he keeps his pimp hand strong. Slap!!!
If 5 people take you up on the offer, you gonna sport the Boys' avatar for 5 weeks?
That's stretching it. One week is about the most I can stand of sporting a Cowboys avatar. :vomit
Greetings, Cowpoke fans. I know most of you are still walking around in a state of shock and disbelief following that historic Monday night tank job against the Redskins earlier this year--(Is that burnt toast I smell?)--Nevertheless, I thought I would come into your increasingly joyless little lives to throw down a little challenge.Again...this is Brewski not kicking a team when it is down. :pMaybe I have to remind you of the fact that your team is the NFL equivalent of a two dollar 'ho with a fat lip, and Andy Reid is that pimp you see sitting behind the wheel of his white Cadillac Eldorado, rollin' into town to collect his dollars and slap his streetwalking gutter pig around a few more times just to show everyone he keeps his pimp hand strong. Slap!!!
Count me in.
Last edited by samikeyp; 10-05-2005 at 10:56 PM.
this is what it will look like...If I can get it to fit...otherwise just a logo.
Last edited by samikeyp; 10-05-2005 at 10:57 PM.
I'm down.
I could never be a Cowboys fan. Jerry Jones is all too much like a real Mr. Burns. I can't stand the guy. I think Julius is cool though.
Count me in. Would you like salt or pepper on your crow?
First sign of weakness from a loser!
"So how bout it? Anybody man enough to put their money where their mouth is?"............................................. .My mouth hasn't been running.......only yours!
The Cowboys will beat the Eagles on sunday, it will be a shocker to the world, but it shall happen look for the Cowboys to use the deap threat that they have to take over the games from this point on
historic? i wouldn't say that. tell me brewski, when have the eagles not choked???
still, cowboys-5
eagles- 0
historic? i wouldn't say that. tell me brewski, when have the eagles not choked???
still, cowboys-5
eagles- 0
Yeah Yeah and won't get another one since you are unable to buy championships anymore. E A G L E S EAGLES mofo put me down, should make you use my avatar if the eagles win.
You are more confident than I!The Cowboys will beat the Eagles on sunday, it will be a shocker to the world, but it shall happen look for the Cowboys to use the deap threat that they have to take over the games from this point onI think the Cowboys are going to get smoked but avatar bets are all in fun.
historic? i wouldn't say that. tell me brewski, when have the eagles not choked???
still, cowboys-5
eagles- 0
I know how most of you Cowboy fans like to recount the glories of days long past--days that current high school graduates don't even remember--so here is a little bit of history to mull over. Since Andy Reid became coach of the Eagles back in the last millenium, he has lost to the Cowboys just twice. Donovan McNabb has only lost to the Cowboys once in his entire career. Slap!!!
Most of these Cowboys-Eagles games, if they can even be called games, have been merciless ass beatings, downright medieval in their mind numbing body count of snot-bubble hits and cakewalk Eagles TDs. I can't even count how many scrub QBs the Cowboys have suited up in these games--can you? It has to be over a dozen. To their eternal shame, they even suited up Ryan Leaf at one point. The QBs changed, but the results were exactly the same. Slap!!!
And now comes the Owens payback game. Ouch. This could get really ugly. I hope you enjoy helplessly watching T.O. dance on the Dallas star this Sunday. Judging from the Cowboys' recent defensive performances--is that burnt toast I smell again, or has Roy Williams entered the room?--he will be doing it often. Slap!!!
Last edited by IceColdBrewski; 10-06-2005 at 02:25 PM.
Ice continues to purposely ignore my posts on the subjectI know how you Cowboy fans like to recount the glories of days long past
This is you again not kicking a team when its down, right? :p
Last edited by samikeyp; 10-06-2005 at 02:21 PM.
Dude. There's a difference between kicking a team when their down and talking a little smack. Get over it already. If I wanted to kick them when they were down, I would have come in here and started a "Cowboys lose" thread after their loss to the Raiders last week. But I didn't.Ice continues to purposely ignore my posts on the subject
This is you again not kicking a team when its down, right? :p
It was a Cowboys fan that drew first blood. When that happened, all bets were off. I've been hanging around for what, 2-1/2 years now? And I've rarely, if ever, belittled the Cowboys until this season. My intentions aren't geared towards kicking the Cowboys when their down. So stop taking it that way. My remarks are more towards the Cowboy fans who love to talk about the Eagles.
actually, you started this thread.It was a Cowboys fan that drew first blood.
Dude relax....I know the difference of which you speak. I was talking smack. I was just having fun. Can't talk alot about my team since they are 2-2!
Wha??? You're the jackass that started the original "Eagles lose" thread that lead to all this. And you did it for the sole purpose of talking about Eagle fan. Pretty pathetic how you're able to conveniently forget about that when there's a wager on the line. Which you managed to cowardly steer away from by the way.
Man enough to start with Eagles fans but not man enough to back it up when Eagle fan gets up in his face about it. Talk about a loser.
Yeah, great, the Eagles have owned the Cowboys for a while now. But, when it comes down to DEFINING great teams, meaning playoff and super bowl wins, the Eagles fall way short of Dallas, you guys are basically still just licking the crap off our sneakers in terms of football. What's even more amazing is Philly's total inep ude when it comes to winning the big game. You guys make it to two super bowls in your entire team history and manage to win.................NONE!! Wow! What an amazing accomplishment, please come back and post something relevant when the Eagles have actually won something, thanks.
Sure thing. And "please come back" when you actually have something of substance to argue about instead of hanging your hat on the same, tired-ass, "back in the good ol' days" speech. M'kay?
Actually I graduated from HS in 03 and I remember every Championship there was with the Cowboys.
^ And I'll be waiting for you to post something more relevant than look what my Eagles haven't accomplished lately, but we've been beating Dallas so that must mean we're pretty good.....................yeah, right. I mean, , the Eagles are the ONLY team in the NFC East right now that haven't won a Super Bowl, you haven't even joined the ing club yet! Come talk to us when you've actually put a trophy up in that display case, until then it's just blah, blah, blah, over and over again.
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